i wnat teh join glid

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helo i wnat te join glid ut pimp

hi im 13 yer but my fater pai fer my acount.....

i hav ruge but i polai not fer so long but alredy lvl 17 (only 4 mont plaid lol)
i lvl veri fast its onlu 4 motn alrdi 17 lvl...

ok.

cna i jion teh glid i cna ues +defainc ger an tank lol or demege becus im ruge i cna tank teh noxia dragn or plai zal grab

hi

ok son i wil be lvl 60 if me fater let me plaoi but he sai i plai 2 much lolz

ok plz giv join hury plz

ok thanz bye bye ;D


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Even though this is obviously fake, these always crack me up :lol:

This is a real application:

Char Name: Xoljin
Class: Resto Shaman
Race: Troll

Level: 60

Spec(with points): Elemental 0/Enchantment 7/Restoration 44

PvP Rank: First Sergent (highest was Blood Guard)

End Game Attunement: MC

Previous Guilds: CoP (sister guild) SO (noob guild) Testimonium (even worse noob guild) ThrallsAssassins

Reason for leaving the previous guild: Well this probably will be the thing that wont let me into the guild but i was somewhat acting childish in those guilds. But ive learned the error of my ways and am acting more mature now and the guild i left for you guys (ThrallsAssassins) was a lvling guild and im looking for end games and loot pretty much now and to have some fun with other players my lvl. Very Happy

Reason for joining CD: Looking for a guild that does end game instances and that wont kick me for not being able to stay up till 2:00 every night.

What makes you special?: Well from my past expererince of being a shaman ive learned my job in the game is to heal. I used to suck at it but ive gotta MUCH better at it. So if you recruit me i hope i will be a great addition to your guild as a healer.

What level is your First Aid skill?: I have no first add i didnt think id need it cuase i was a shaman and i can heal my self so i never trained it.

List your professions: Enchanting 175/ Skinning-around-225

Do you currently have any applications to join any other guilds: No

When are you mostly playing: Weekends (including Firday) pretty much all day and ending at about 11:00 - 12:00 exept sunday becuase i got school that next day. And during the weekdays i usual am on between 3:00 and 9:30 - 10:00.

Voice Chat: Vent and TS

Age / Sex / Location: Well im 13 years old and as i said i was bout 12 in the other guilds but im more mature now and ill try to meet ur raids. im a Male and im in Ontario.

Game Friends / Real Life Friends / Leveling Partners in Computus Demum (please state which): I think i saw a player named shindig i just raided with him before but other than that i have no idea if there is anyone i no in the guild.

Tell us a bit about yourself: Well i dont no what to put here...but if there are any low lvls in your guild that need help if im not doing anything at the time someones asking for help id try to help them with what there doing, And i wouldnt just do things to help the guild out for a rank. Ranks are all the same in guilds, it just increases the balance of what you can do in them so pretty much if i stayed the lowest rank in this guild for however long i was in it i wouldnt really care. I dont have much other to say then I hope i get in. Very Happy

What makes it funny is he was kicked from the guild that ours broke off from...

:lol: Here's another one:

helo ? hahkitiatia 60 mage levls herer,, am here you are acctivly recruting mage?/ yyes am here to join rett. hear is moer about hahkitiatia. ver well gered as yuo see am havinng 8 magasters paces.., with mage blade .with beast enchent on it,. foermer guild are nvm,/ dark choas. and clan of wolf. poeple that kniwwinng in guild; ravell,, xiamapuii/ alsoo shablaplu. am able to maek lots of raid becuse always online know cinse mama and father givves computer baek. also,, forget tellinng,. life in mexico with mama but father work on faerm make big doler. so i am maeking big sacrivise come herre. plz mail me when <rett> raedy to give g inviite. thank time

Heh, we had a warrior apply that thought +healing gear made it easier to heal him.
He was level 60 too.

Heh, we had a warrior apply that thought +healing gear made it easier to heal him.
He was level 60 too.
It does! (in version 0.3....)

We had a guy submit an application, but used one he had made for another guild, so all of the people and guild names were wrong.

We get a lot of terrible applications. Why? Its PALS FOR LIFE and people want to hang with Leeroy.

60 Ud Mage
- Please list your high-level character(s) and what pertinent gear they have.
Krayziez, I have a Belt of the archmage, Gloves of spell mastery, 3/8 out of my .5 set.

- What professions and talent specialization does your main character(s) have?
18/0/33

- What guilds were you in previously and why did you leave? Who can we talk to in these guilds as a reference? None

- Why do you want to join TC? Honestly, i simply want to join the core for bragging privileges. I do not expect to participate in any high end-raid game content. However, i AM able to contribute in any way i can to further help the development of raids (ex. herbs, minerals, I have 300/300 in each). I can also help farm for any raw materials needed.

- Do you know anyone in TC? If so, whom? Please list only those people who know you well enough to vouch for you. I do not know anybody.

- Which do you prefer more, PvE or PvP, and why? PVP, i like the interaction with real players rather than downing a boss.

- Please tell us anything else you'd like us to know about yourself. I'm 17 and currently attend THS in Phoenix. I used to play alot of w3 until WOW noobified me; i also play CS at times.Then he spent an entire day literally begging every member online to vouch for him. He gave me 100 crystal water and a stack of major mana pots for getting his hopes up when I started telling him which guildmates to fuck with.

One of the best stories I've heard was a friend of mine got someone to buy him chicken and watermelon as a test to get into the guild. The kid went and did it too.. :lo:

Its PALS FOR LIFE and people want to hang with Leeroy.

Still?

Still?
Yes, still.

From a couple times a day to a couple times a week some random level 1 will ask me about Leeroy, if he sold his account, if he still plays, if he causes us to wipe a lot, etc.

Some of them have even shared their personal strategy for getting past the whelps in UBRS.

i want to hang out with leeroy

Some of them have even shared their personal strategy for getting past the whelps in UBRS.

Don't step on the eggs, and melee classes fighting the mobs at the top section should have their backs to the wall to avoid being thrown down into the eggs.

Is there seriously any other strat BUT that?

Don't step on the eggs, and melee classes fighting the mobs at the top section should have their backs to the wall to avoid being thrown down into the eggs.

Is there seriously any other strat BUT that?

yeah, zerg it :P

seriously ubrs strats don't matter anymore. in almost EVERY pug you have 1 asshole who runs over sets of eggs trying to be funny, except it's almost impossible to wipe there now

yeah, zerg it :P

seriously ubrs strats don't matter anymore. in almost EVERY pug you have 1 asshole who runs over sets of eggs trying to be funny, except it's almost impossible to wipe there now

Yeah, occasionally in PUGs some warrior/rogue gets aggro at the top from one of the orcs and their back is out in the open so they get tossed into the eggs. Usually runs back up screaming "HELP!" being chased by 5 whelps. Usually we get a good laugh but not enough to cause a wipe.

One of the best stories I've heard was a friend of mine got someone to buy him chicken and watermelon as a test to get into the guild. The kid went and did it too.. :lo:
That was Bordaks telling someone that Tokin was the GM of Saga. He told the guy that Tokin was very sensitive about his race and might make some strange requests but to do them anyways if he wanted a chance to get in the guild. Tokin made the guy bring him Snapvine Watermelon, Roasted Quail (fried chicken) and Moist Cornbreed.