Can anyone post SSes of slider settings to make a humanoid female...

...that doesn't look like a horse with Downs?

I started playing Oblivion yesterday, tried to make a female Nord that didn't look like a freakish chowhound, then gave up in disgust about thirty minutes later (I shit you not, I spent like 50 minutes total at the character creation screen trying to make someone that wasn't an abomination unto the Lord) and made a passable-looking male Nord.

So are there like fansites out there with slider templates for non-heinous faces, or what?

While waiting for mods à la Better Bodies etc check the "post you character" thread. Some of them are not too bad.