Rockstar games presents...

i will kill anyone at real life table tennis

I like how the made it out to be this like, exhilerating (that's not spelled right and I don't care), amazing feat of physical excellence kind of sport. It's fucking PING PONG, who cares. Seriously how could that game be fun for more than 30 minutes?

in the rockstar version though you can throw your paddle at the cpu player.


then shove it in his mouth and smash his head on the table curbstomp style



so yeah, there's that

My mother is a table tennis champion.

this game will be wicked fun

why? because it is actually different, new, original and rockstar usually does that quite well.

this game will be wicked fun

why? because it is actually different, new, original and rockstar usually does that quite well.

like in grand theft auto vice city and san andreas

just kidding <3 rockstar

My mother is a table tennis champion.


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and she's ALMOST as good at sucking cock as you are.

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and she's ALMOST as good at sucking cock as you are.

it's rare when the student surpasses the master

i'm buying a 360 and this game to hold me over till halo2

have you ever played virtua tennis 2 on dreamcast? fucking awesome game.

if this mimics that simple fun gameplay, it will be a hit.

have you ever played virtua tennis 2 on dreamcast? fucking awesome game.
agreed. too much fun.

no forrest gump? wtf

I'll buy if I can bust into that table tennis room and blow those packin' internationals to hell with my shotgun.

This is really OFN

i'm buying a 360 and this game to hold me over till halo2

Halo2 has been out for over a year now...but still go get that 360!