mother f***ing donkeys

had a nice session today, was kind of odd but word of my absurd bluff from the other day seemed to have made the rounds, and I had a few people ask me about it
the general consensus from people at the table was that i made a brilliant read, and i was surprised to find out that people have talked about me making solid reads most of the time, so my head was a bit swelled for some of the day :/

anyways, I flop the nut flush with 4 guys in, two guys bet in front of me so I push all in, the guy behind me calls, the others fold, the guy behind me flips over pocket 6's, the turn is a 6, the river is a 6...

he only had about 240 in front of him, so I still had about 380 or so left

about an hour later, the same guy, who by now has proven himself to be a horrible player, is in a hand with me again; i have 10-J and the flop is Q-A-K, i end up pushing all in again after the flop b/c of the way it is bet out in front of me, the donkey calls me and flips over K-3 offsuit; the turn is a K, the river is an A...

he says something to the effect of "i guess your ability to read people didn't keep you from going bust did it smart guy"

wow, just wow...dunno how I kept from going phil hellmuth on him

sorry it's not very detailed, i'm too pissed to be formal ;)

they cheated you

man, you know online I get a little pissy, but to say something like that after having a huge piece of luck fall on my head like that, what an asshole, he should just rake his chips and stfu.

I would have punched him in the throat.

hopefully, you will see him again

hopefully, you will see him again

What a prick.

I usually just mention that my money went into the pot with the best hand. Gives them a little reminder that you are better than them, and a little motivation to try to beat you again and therefore donk it up even worse next time.