Phases in Chinese

Once apon of time, there was a pretty cool thread here that taught you how to cuss in Chinese. I did a search for it, but couldn't find it, anyone remember who it was posted by or have a link to it.

I have a specific chinese farmer I want to fuck with. Thanks.

http://hax.users.whitehat.dk/nihao.html
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm

Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu! - I wish you a slow death, but a quick ride to hell!

Qin wode pigu Kiss my ass

Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai - Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors

Ha wo deh bang - Suck my dick

Yang gui zi - Foreign devil

Gun dan - Fuck off

Chi shi - Eat shit

Ni you piao liang de lv mao zi - Your wife is cheating on you (lit. you have a pretty green hat) [Strong insult in China]

Ni shi wo de biao zv - You are my bitch

ni hao - hello, how are you?

ni men hao - Hello you all.

Wan shang hao? – What’s up? (lit: where are you going?)

hen gao xing ren shi nin - I am very happy to meet you.

Shen-ti hao ma How are you?

Zao an – Good morning

Wu an – Good afternoon

Wan shang hao! – Good evening!

Qing bu yao fan wo - please don’t bother me

Qing bu yao qiang wo de guai - please do not steal my mobs

Wo ke yi zi ji zuo – I can do it by myself

Bie wei wo dan xin! – Don’t worry about me!

Wo mei you qian le – I have no money

Wei, zai ze ge you si zuo ze zong shi qing dui wo me lai shuo shi yi jian hen mei you li mao de shi - Hey, it's uncouth to do this (unethical PK / KS)

qing wen ze li you duo shao ge zhen zhen de ren zai wan ya? - How many of you guys are human?

Qing bie zai ze yang zuo le - Please refrain from doing this again
Yao shi wo yi zhi qiang ni de de ren, ni hui bu hui jie yi ba? Don't mind if I steal your mobs too?

Yao shi ni bu ze me mei you li de zuo ze zong shi, ni ke neng zai ze ge you xi li mian jiao shang gen duo peng you. - If you didn't behave in this manner, you would make more friends in game

hu shuo bullshit! (Lit: You speak nonsense)

Bu yao zai wai mian re ma fan. – Don’t stir up trouble

Yi qie xiang qian kan - Everyone thinks only about money

ni hui jiang yingyu ma? - Do you speak english?

ni ming bai ma? - Do you understand?

ni shi na li ren? OR ni na li de? - Where are you from?

Ni keyi bang wo ma? - could you help me?
ni zai na li? - where are you?

Nai he? – Why? (lit: what reason?)

Shen-me Yang? What?

Mei Shi? alright? (ok?)

qing bie zai ze yang zuo le - must I repeat this?

Ni juede wo hen ben ma? – Do you think I’m an idiot?

A, za shang le ma? – Oh, did that hurt?

lol, most of those insults are just horrible. I'd laugh if I ever saw any of them. I'm also a chinese farmer. ^_^

rofl

Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai - Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors

this helped me out!

thanks :D

awesome, lately i've been getting a lot of jerkoffs saying "give food?" to me.