WoW Bohemian Rhapsody

TseTse
09-12-2005, 08:06 PM
Is this the real life,
Is this just RPG,
Caught in a stunlock,
No escape from fatality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the 60's and see-
I'm just a warlock, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy kill,
Little ganked, little dueled,
Any way the wind blows.

Momma, just killed a gnome,
Put my wand against his head,
Used my magic, now he's dead,
Momma, I had just rolled
But now I’ve gone and made the gnomes hate me-
Momma (oooh), didn't mean to make you cry,
Those gnome's just aggro'd us up the wall-
Carry on, carry on,
As if PvP doesn’t really matter.

Too late, my time has come,
Frost nova sends shivers down my spine,
I'm taking damage over time,
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to hearth,
Gonna leave you all behind to face those mobs.
Momma (oooh) I don't wanna die,
Sometimes wish I’d never been horde at all!

*guitar!*

I see a little silhouette of a noob,
It's a rogue! It's a rogue! Can you do the gank tango,
Shadow bolts and lightning, very very frightening!
Nerf the shamans, nerf the shamans
Nerf the shamans, nerf the shamans
Nerf the shamans, nerf the shamans for the win! (and rogues too!)

I'm just a warlock, nobody loves me
He's just a warlock, with crappy talent trees
Spare him an invite to your party!
Easy come, easy kill, will you let me roll
Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll- let him roll!
Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll- let him roll!
Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll-let me roll!
Will not let you roll- let me roll!
Will not let you roll- let me roll!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Momma mia, momma mia let me roll!
Oh Archimonde's crazy demons aggro'd me, aggro'd me, aggro'd me!

*head banging*

So you think you can gank me and /spit on my eye,
So you think you can vanish and leave me to die!
Oh baby can't do this to me baby,
Just gotta hearth out, just gotta hearth right out of here-

Nothing really matters,
Not in PvP,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters, to me-

Any way the wind blows...

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Ben Reed
09-13-2005, 10:22 AM
Eh. Meter was messed up in a lot of spots but I guess it's OK.

Ztir
09-14-2005, 01:53 AM
Frost nova sends shivers down my spine,
I'm taking damage over time,

only good part

TseTse
09-14-2005, 10:25 AM
i still die laughing at this part...

I'm just a warlock, nobody loves me
He's just a warlock, with crappy talent trees
Spare him an invite to your party!
Easy come, easy kill, will you let me roll
Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll- let him roll!
Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll- let him roll!
Epic loot! No, we will not let you roll-let me roll!
Will not let you roll- let me roll!
Will not let you roll- let me roll!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Momma mia, momma mia let me roll!