List your favorite metaphors describing this forum

i'll begin...

- tribes talk is gayer than a barrel full of monkey spunk.
- tribes talk is the dingleberry of general discussion.
- tribes talk is a small room filling up with retards... GRENADE!!!!!

ok... go! :boogie:

Dumber than eating a sack of cats.

Fucking members, I swear.....

All your base belong to us.

F*cked up as a football bat.