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I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

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-Kapion-
03-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Jesus, when I have a dildo in my ass and I am sucking my own dick, I have the fucking door locked. WHAT WAS THIS GUY THINKING?!

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creative
03-23-2005, 02:35 PM
I actually met a guy that could do this, and it wasnt just a simple thing. he litterally had to bed his spiine to reach, was in a permanent hunch after he bent it

:lol:

rightttttt
litterbox
03-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Sitcky this shit. Make it an example of what a proper thread should be.
Jambalaya Pretzelstein
03-23-2005, 02:37 PM
I can confirm the circumstances re: Megan and the machete

he also have all kinds of weird knives and shit.

And he posted it on SA as well

SCOTT U R CRZY
Mr.Beverage
03-23-2005, 02:37 PM
:rolleyes:
Radiant
03-23-2005, 02:38 PM
BS or not, :rofl:
TonyElTigre
03-23-2005, 02:38 PM
:rofl:
JuggerNaught
03-23-2005, 02:39 PM
:lol:

rightttttt
serious as a heart attack. this guy was a total freak. I met him through a friend that knew a LOT of freaks. This guy spent a few months with a block and tackle setup bending his spine, so he could suck his own dick, which he did about 5-6 times a day. he owned a gun/ammo shop that was open from 3am-7am..wierd.
axle-
03-23-2005, 02:42 PM
holy shit
rofl
sh33p
03-23-2005, 02:43 PM
Funny story but clearly bullshit.
Osiris
03-23-2005, 02:43 PM
serious as a heart attack. this guy was a total freak. I met him through a friend that knew a LOT of freaks. This guy spent a few months with a block and tackle setup bending his spine, so he could suck his own dick, which he did about 5-6 times a day. he owned a gun/ammo shop that was open from 3am-7am..wierd.


but the real question is:

did he swallow?
Special---K
03-23-2005, 02:45 PM
funny
:sunny:
Falhawk
03-23-2005, 02:45 PM
you're gay for posting this on SA first
JuggerNaught
03-23-2005, 02:46 PM
but the real question is:

did he swallow?
according to him..that was the big deal for him to do it in the first place
creative
03-23-2005, 02:47 PM
yea

tw>sa
in2thehurricane
03-23-2005, 02:50 PM
Funny story :lol:

AND well written...kudos!
LostDuck
03-23-2005, 02:53 PM
serious as a heart attack. this guy was a total freak. I met him through a friend that knew a LOT of freaks. This guy spent a few months with a block and tackle setup bending his spine, so he could suck his own dick, which he did about 5-6 times a day. he owned a gun/ammo shop that was open from 3am-7am..wierd.


/me runs off to ebay to search "block tackle bending spine"
Daedalus
03-23-2005, 02:53 PM
Hi thread.
Finski
03-23-2005, 02:53 PM
but the real question is:

did he swallow?


He taps himself on the head when he gets close, then he pulls out. :lol:
Machine
03-23-2005, 02:56 PM
5 just 5