I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

i would rather have pics bitch

Yes because during a confrontation I would have time to pull out my camera and get a shot of the action.

I don't have a camera anyway.

why no pics of megan? as you said, not like your dating her. at least ask her for pics of seth.

funny stuff... tag this one for best thread of the year nominee.

mmm, that last one made me :rolleyes:. you twisted his balls and made him cry huh?

mmm, that last one made me :rolleyes:. you twisted his balls and made him cry huh?

yeah same. funny story.. but it doesnt sound real anymore.

That last update ruined it for me.

:lol: @ people who believed any of this


:rofl:copter

mmm, that last one made me :rolleyes:. you twisted his balls and made him cry huh?

Yep! Sure did! Remember also that he was being choked and just had his face head butted. He wasn't bawling, but he was whimpering and tearing up.

I know that this is a losing battle as far as evidence goes. Someone is always going to say 'The pics are photoshopped' or 'Give us evidence of this, that, and the other'. There is always going to be someone that won't be satisfied no matter what I say, so aside from posting the incident reports once I get them I'm not going to bother trying to prove it anymore. Believe it or don't; I don't care.

more pics of you atleast

glad you got to kick his ass finally, but the way this guy has persisted i doubt its over. every time he loses he seems to want revenge even more than before.

he sounds like he just might be fucking dumb enough to grab a gun and go looking for you, he knows he cant do shit to you without an advantage like that. remember, hes been humiliated very badly by you and is probably pissed and looking for revenge.

i wouldnt go offgaurd just yet

i honestly dont think someone would go through all this trouble to make such an elaborate story to post on two seperate interweb boards

implausable story, but to me its legit i guess

he brought his brother? what an odd thing to do.

I know that this is a losing battle as far as evidence goes. Someone is always going to say 'The pics are photoshopped' or 'Give us evidence of this, that, and the other'.
People usually believe pics..

anyway, nice story bud
not very believable, but hey, fucked up stuff happens

he brought his brother? what an odd thing to do.

That's what I was thinking. If he thought Megan was by herself and had no idea you were with her, why would he have his brother there? If he really wanted to work things out with her, I doubt he would bring his brother along. I can just see it now, brother is standing around while they talk and he over-hears, "Of course I didn't suck my own dick, baby!"

I dont buy that ending at all

That's what I was thinking. If he thought Megan was by herself and had no idea you were with her, why would he have his brother there? If he really wanted to work things out with her, I doubt he would bring his brother along. I can just see it now, brother is standing around while they talk and he over-hears, "Of course I didn't suck my own dick, baby!"
Mighta been trying to use his brother as an alibi to try to bolster his story.

This is topnotch comedy. I don't fucking care if it's real or not, this is TW at its finest.

pah, you have successfully strung out TW for 32 pages and you look good for at least several more. If you can deliver, you will be enshrined for best thread ever. If not, you will still be enshrined, for best hoax ever.

:signed:

this reads like interweb geek homoerotic porn.

OMG he's sucking his own dick...and then I headbutted him, grabbed his throat, said he wasn't man enough to fight me, pulled a machete and said, "SUCK IT BITCH!!!!" and then my ex-GF got back together with me and we had HOT SEX with my 12 foot penis LOL LOL LOL

For those who don't believe this story, me and a few other tw members who have known Isaboo for a few years can attest that he is indeed a martial arts enthusiast who at some point helped set up a dojo.
How is that thing going anyway?

That last update ruined it for me.