I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

did I miss the part where we learn to suck our own?

what the fucking shit

if you didn't exagerate part of that last entry, i'd be suprised.

Dude, his brother is like, going to totally fuck you up for this.

Neato.

hey can someone grab me by the balls, i gotta pee.

I started to believe some of this shit, but at the last thing about "Grabbing his balls" it killed the story. I want to see a picture of you "Since your SOOOOO Very scary!"... How does another mans piss feel running down your hand?

Warm I bet.

I started to believe some of this shit, but at the last thing about "Grabbing his balls" it killed the story. I want to see a picture of you "Since your SOOOOO Very scary!"... How does another mans piss feel running down your hand?


SUPER MEGA UPDATE

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In the meantime, here are couple pics of my machetes and me! And no, I'm NEVER going to post a picture of Megan so don't ask. I don't have any pictures of Seth laying around either (why would I). However, if I do manage to get one somehow, I will most certainly share it with you.

http://www.isaboo.net/machetes.jpg

Edit: The thing on the right in the above pic is an ASP (telescoping baton).

http://www.isaboo.net/me.jpg

He posted pics on page 20.

I started to believe some of this shit, but at the last thing about "Grabbing his balls" it killed the story. I want to see a picture of you "Since your SOOOOO Very scary!"... How does another mans piss feel running down your hand?

I never said I was scary nor did anyone else if I recall correctly. Actually I'm a fairly quiet and shy person. There is picture of me holding the machete in one of the updates.

As for the piss, it was better to experience that than to have the two assholes hurt Megan.

He posted pics on page 20.


Thanks, I would just go off of the main page for updates.







Truthfully, You don't look too scary. I wouldn't run from you, but I'd becoem your friend really quickly with that knife.

I don't care if this is pure bullshit. It's fucking funny. :rofl:

wow. great story, updates on first page..perfect..

but "SUPER UPDATE" needs a page # unless I missed it, page 20

Some "artistic license" was taken when writing that last update. So it makes a "true" story sound fake, and a fake story even more fake. But the drawing is gold. I like how he's get the piss squeezed out of him while his brother is saying "don't worry im here, it'll be ok" :lol:

http://www.isaboo.net/choked.jpg

Oh my fucking god. :rofl:

there a couple holes in the story i have questions about. namely the last part.

1. how did they know megan was out with you
2. where did they know you were going to so they could meet you outside
3. why didn't his brother come in and start swinging, i know if my bro was getting owned i would start kicking some ass
4. you did this outside a restaraunt, and yet no one seemed to notice or care thhat you were physically assaulting a guy?

these make me believe this story is bullshit. plus the fact that you would think he would be carrying a digi cam to record such events (since he is soo eager to share his story with all of us) to prove all of this is real.

HAHAHA YOU GOT PISS ON YOUR HAND...SETH WINS

he's going to kill you in a public place...

there a couple holes in the story i have questions about. namely the last part.

1. how did they know megan was out with you
2. where did they know you were going to so they could meet you outside
3. why didn't his brother come in and start swinging, i know if my bro was getting owned i would start kicking some ass
4. you did this outside a restaraunt, and yet no one seemed to notice or care thhat you were physically assaulting a guy?

these make me believe this story is bullshit. plus the fact that you would think he would be carrying a digi cam to record such events (since he is soo eager to share his story with all of us) to prove all of this is real.

1. No idea. Obviously the guy was off his rocker so it doesn't surprise if he was following her. We didn't go together; we met at the bar. I'm sure he wanted to try to smooth thing over with her.
2. They didn't meet us outside the bar we are at. They were sitting on her car which was parked in a lot a couple of blocks away. She always uses the same lot so I'm sure Seth knew where to look.
3. Remember that I said that I moved around to put Seth between myself and his brother. He would have had to get past Seth before he could have touched me. Also, these guys aren't the smartest or bravest.
4. See #2. It wasn't in front of any establishment.

Yes I was eager to share the story because IMO it is a good one. Would you rather have not read it?

hells no... its a damn good story.

i would rather have pics bitch