I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

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Bounty
03-23-2005, 03:23 PM
I don't care if this was completely fake ... that story just made my day. :rofl:

Got Haggis?
03-23-2005, 03:23 PM
i all bs, its too well written

Beef Welington
03-23-2005, 03:23 PM
best post of the year award goes to....

pahuyuth

HaPpY
03-23-2005, 03:23 PM
for those wondering, the pics are sketches.

M00kiE
03-23-2005, 03:23 PM
pics of megan?

orox
03-23-2005, 03:25 PM
why hasn't anybody asked about the SA paint drawing?

creative
03-23-2005, 03:26 PM
i already asked and it was answered

and bliss, thats fine to have an axe, i can see that, but to have a machete for "debris" seems unlikely, esp if its in the backseat of your car

JuggerNaught
03-23-2005, 03:26 PM
should have popped off a couple cell phone pics to show megan

LipStick
03-23-2005, 03:27 PM
Hilarious.

Gangrel
03-23-2005, 03:29 PM
he claims on sa that the machete is used in some kind of martial arts. sounds pretty far-fetched.

edit: and i demand pics (of the ex). ok, really of the guy sucking his own dick
hes said in other threads that hes a martial arts instructor/enthusiast :shrug:

orox
03-23-2005, 03:29 PM
from the SA thread he said that he had a machete in his car because he was training with his martial arts instructor with the machete and happened to have it in his car

creative
03-23-2005, 03:30 PM
come on, i mean what the fuck are the odds that a nutjob like this even exists, and that he CAUGHT him in the act, and that he is a MEMBER on this board, and that he took the time out of his day to POST this

10000 to 1?

a dildo in his ass while sucking his own dick...i mean...its just so...

Shadow13
03-23-2005, 03:30 PM
fair enough

but i still call bullshit

why the fuck did he have a god damn machete just chilling in his car


doesnt everyone have at least some sort of weapon in their car?

Shade
03-23-2005, 03:30 PM
I don't think the machete is too far fetched :shrug:

The new boyfriend upside down sucking his own dick with a vibrator sticking out of his ass up into the air is more far fetched.

HollyW00d
03-23-2005, 03:31 PM
i all bs, its too well written

Clearly you haven't read any E/N threads on SA.

ANd the catchphrases are from SA, since it was reposted here it will confuse people but it's still funny, fake or not.

Chef God
03-23-2005, 03:32 PM
Jesus, when I have a dildo in my ass and I am sucking my own dick, I have the fucking door locked. WHAT WAS THIS GUY THINKING?!

Got Haggis?
03-23-2005, 03:33 PM
i have read plenty of E/N threads

doesn't mean its true

JuggerNaught
03-23-2005, 03:34 PM
I actually met a guy that could do this, and it wasnt just a simple thing. he litterally had to bed his spiine to reach, was in a permanent hunch after he bent it

Gangrel
03-23-2005, 03:34 PM
i all bs, its too well written
if you dont use proper grammar on SA you get banned





like me

liar2
03-23-2005, 03:34 PM
obligatory pics of the ex?