I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

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SarcaStick
03-24-2005, 04:50 PM
best story i've read on tdub in ages.

joeyarkenstat02
03-24-2005, 04:57 PM
post pic of the girl and this thread becomes historic


:signed:

Inbred
03-24-2005, 05:05 PM
Agreed, need pics of the girl Isaboo.
Oh, and I think you get ex-sex for this one.

ScooBySnaCk
03-24-2005, 05:18 PM
lets have a follow up after the police are notified..

Geck0
03-24-2005, 05:18 PM
Yes, we need closure dammit!

Zombie
03-24-2005, 05:47 PM
:rofl: at the updates.

CMVDA
03-24-2005, 06:09 PM
If you release his phone number...hooo man

adrian ng
03-24-2005, 06:21 PM
sucking your dick with a vibrator in your ass is kind of intruiging, tho.

olaf
03-24-2005, 06:22 PM
very funny


very fake

bigmannie
03-24-2005, 06:39 PM
that was worth the read.

bravo.

Haunt
03-24-2005, 06:50 PM
anyone one else read the topic first as "caught my new ex boyfriend sucking his own dick"?

sarro
03-24-2005, 06:55 PM
lets make a movie out of this :o

http://www.cpi-reps.com/Images/VeroniqueVial/Large/VVI01135-067.jpeg

filsinger
03-24-2005, 07:08 PM
wow.. this thread is what legends are made of. :rofl:

Mael
03-24-2005, 07:10 PM
I am curious. What did this chick THINK happened to her vibrator when she didn't believe you. Did she think YOU stole it? She had to have noticed it was missing, because she obviously questioned seth AND you about it.

Wren
03-24-2005, 07:18 PM
this is such a great fucking thread :lol:

Breyer
03-24-2005, 07:23 PM
To everyone who thinks sucking your own dick would be "omgawesome":

Take your pinky finger and stick it in your ear and wiggle it around... what do you feel more, your finger or your ear? Your ear, of course. In fact, the sensation in your pinky isn't very noticable because of what's going on with your ear at the same time.

Your mouth has more nerve endings than your penis does, so given our previous experiment, what exactly do you think the predominant sensation of sucking your own dick is gonna be?

The lesson learned here is: In order to get off on sucking your own dick alone you have to be able to get off on sucking dick, period. Unless you enjoy sucking dick or have plenty of novacaine and a syringe handy, it's a pointless endeavor. Don't break your neck trying to do it.

telos
03-24-2005, 07:26 PM
all 19 pages were well worth the read

benji
03-24-2005, 07:32 PM
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOW HER THE PICTURES YOU TOOK OF HIM IN THE ACT!!! IN YOUR FIRST POST SHE'LL BELIEVE YOU FOR SURE THEN!!11

-Kapion-
03-24-2005, 07:33 PM
well apparently SETH got off on it

gofishgrrl.
03-24-2005, 07:52 PM
This thread kicks ass. Keep updating. :clap: