I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

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Falhawk
03-24-2005, 08:21 AM
You're right. My woman is pretty damn good at it anyway so I guess i dont need to suck my own

true, she's a fucking artist at it

Vlasic
03-24-2005, 08:22 AM
damn right......damn right

Trepdation
03-24-2005, 08:23 AM
true, she's a fucking artist at it
you should feel it being third in line after shes warmed up.

Vlasic
03-24-2005, 08:25 AM
yeah guys, how does it feel having my cock snot slathered all over your dicks?

F|burt|C
03-24-2005, 08:25 AM
go on judge judy, she demands every detail.

so you wouldn't be able to just say, oh, he scratched up my car. she would want to know every single detail. and this is how you tell national television that you caught seth with a dildo in his ass slobbing his own shit

oodLes
03-24-2005, 08:31 AM
I just arrived, :rofl:

Zlex
03-24-2005, 08:37 AM
:rofl: but bs

ThrillKillKulT
03-24-2005, 08:40 AM
i call bs and i didnt click the links cus im not gay

dittio

Sajent
03-24-2005, 08:59 AM
I wish I could always wake up to a great post like this every morning

but I'm calling bs too

new_skul
03-24-2005, 09:17 AM
who cares if its bs. its still fucking funny.

Trepdation
03-24-2005, 09:19 AM
yeah guys, how does it feel having my cock snot slathered all over your dicks?

shes YOUR g/f and you don't know she swallows? ;)

poisonspider
03-24-2005, 09:24 AM
IF THIS STORY IS FAKE

go key someones car and take pics and claim the car as yours

so the story is still at its best

[MoM] Gort
03-24-2005, 09:25 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not bullshit.

See, this is the reason you buy a camera phone, to snap pics like this for the haters.

And for those of you who think that sucking your own dick isn't possible...
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=self+fellatio&btnG=Search

I didn't have the guts to do an image search...

Vlasic
03-24-2005, 09:27 AM
shes YOUR g/f and you don't know she swallows? ;)
there's always a little drizzle left on her lip. You should know that.

triple
03-24-2005, 09:33 AM
sucking your own dick would take one long dick or flexibility beyond any man

maybe a gymnast

regular men cant do it, and if we could, we wouldnt need women.

Snaps
03-24-2005, 09:50 AM
wow....that about sums it up.

xpdnc
03-24-2005, 09:53 AM
if you didn't have any fat or muscle, you could probably do it

P Masta Flex
03-24-2005, 10:05 AM
yeah, if he keyed your ride it's fuck smashing time...

psc777
03-24-2005, 10:19 AM
yeah, he crossed too many lines. A major ass whooping is overdue

Scorpion
03-24-2005, 10:22 AM
i call bs, but worth reading.