I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

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Dr.Chen
03-24-2005, 03:17 AM
:rofl:

first tw post in ages. i had to comment on this hilarious fictional/nonfictional story.

alienkiller
03-24-2005, 03:36 AM
lolz

Fina
03-24-2005, 05:43 AM
Great thread. Needs a yellow dot.

[THE]Perrin
03-24-2005, 05:45 AM
:rofl:

Oh man this had me busting up. true or not it's fucking awesome.

sh33p
03-24-2005, 05:54 AM
How does Seth know where you live?

He keys your car and you don't call the cops? oO That would seem to be the best way to get your ex to believe; you having him arrested for leaving death threats etc.

Nice imaginative writing though.

Rigel
03-24-2005, 06:21 AM
- "What? No, its not mine!"

- "Well its not mine either."

- "Who leaves something like this just lying around?"

- "Are you sure its not your dead?"

- "Positive, I keep mine in my bedroom closet. Its crazy to leave it just laying around."

- "Maybe its Bobs?"

cruncha-
03-24-2005, 06:26 AM
Perrin']:rofl:

Oh man this had me busting up. true or not it's fucking awesome.

:lol: same. i want more updates :>

Strega
03-24-2005, 07:03 AM
Fucking hysterical, lol

MacGyver
03-24-2005, 07:19 AM
just wow :rofl:

Flunky
03-24-2005, 07:22 AM
i didnt find this thread very funny. fake stories dont make me laff.

Nutcracker
03-24-2005, 07:23 AM
I kinda laughed but umm sucking your own dick

how?

Kelven
03-24-2005, 07:24 AM
i wish i could suck my own dick.

WildKnight
03-24-2005, 07:26 AM
dotted i wanna ssee how this ends

Torks
03-24-2005, 07:38 AM
:rofl:copter

snookums
03-24-2005, 07:43 AM
i believe you isaboo
this has suddenly turned from hilarious to serious with the keyed car tho...

how much farther do you want to let him dig after that?

Osiris
03-24-2005, 08:09 AM
for the love of god , provide pics of keyed car. (or suck ur own dic)

w t f

Vlasic
03-24-2005, 08:14 AM
i would totally like to suck my own dick. I wouldn't use a vibrator on my ass, though. That's just disgusting.

Falhawk
03-24-2005, 08:15 AM
i would totally like to suck my own dick. I wouldn't use a vibrator on my ass, though. That's just disgusting.

but then you'd truly be a cocksucker...even if it is your own dick

you'd have a taste for cock.

Vlasic
03-24-2005, 08:18 AM
but then you'd truly be a cocksucker...even if it is your own dick

you'd have a taste for cock.
You're right. My woman is pretty damn good at it anyway so I guess i dont need to suck my own

Osiris
03-24-2005, 08:19 AM
You're right. My woman is pretty damn good at it anyway so I guess i dont need to suck my own

sucking your own dick might be useful if ur trapped in an avalanche or in jail so you dont turn gay!