I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

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i have to say, i was skeptical until it turns out that this is indeed the almighty Isaboo. im a believer...

i didnt even know it was possible to suck your own dick
he must be wicked limber

for some reason this reminds me of the south park episode of the immigrants from the future.

hahahahahahahha

stupid goobacks

I read this somewhere... somewhere awful... I can't seem to recall though.

Your very popular today ;)

good job reading... yes.. this was on something awful, because he also posts there

bullshit.

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=369155
This is getting retarded there is quite a few threads going around about this however the detail he uses is great. Still is a crock of shit though

I don't need to suck my own dick.

I have Isaboo for that.

:lol: Can't wait for updates :bigthumb:

Can't a grown man have a little fun on his own these days?

Room-mates are requesting an update as well. GET TO IT!

me: ya i saw him doing it, trust me im your friend.
megan: ya..omg omg omg...................... ............is his dick big?????

This thread needs to stay on 1st page.

2nd Update


Seth has drawn first blood!

I went out with a friend of mine to get some drinks and talk about the craziness that happened. We drove by the bar that Seth works at in the evenings, but I didn't see his car.

When I got home I found some kind of animal shit smeared on the windshield of my car, some scratches most likely from a key, and these lovely well thought out and very intimidating threats:

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/7901/leavealone3so.jpg

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/9997/dontfuck9zl.jpg

I like that one because of the irony.


And the piece de resistance --

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/249/yourdead4gj.jpg

Seth has struck the fear of God in me. What ever shall I do? Help me Internet!

I've decided to let him dig his hole a bit deeper before I do anything. Once Megan sees the notes, she'll at least know for sure that he's harrassing me. He crossed the line with keying my car. We all know that you do not fuck with a man's ride.

I did talk to Megan while I was out (before I found the notes). Megan called her little sister and asked if she noticed anything odd at Megan's house, but Julie said no. I'm glad she didn't find any lube or something that Seth might have left behind. She called Seth after our first conversation and of course he vehemently denied everything I told her. She said that he told her that I've been stalking him for the past month, and that he has eyewitnesses to prove it. He also said that I did something to his car a week ago. I asked her why he is just now bringing this up, and if it seems odd to her that it is all coming to light after I found him slurping on his wang. Her reply was something to the effect of "This is all so crazy, I don't know who or what to believe." I don't want to get her any more worked up than she already is, so I've decided not to try to convince her of anything right now. Truth and justice are on my side! She'll see his insanity soon enough. If he keeps going at the rate he is, the hole he is digging for himself will reach China by this weekend.

I've thought about purposely putting myself in his path to see what he does face to face, but I really don't want it to turn any more violent than it already has and I know he sure as fuck doesn't want that.

he keyed your car?

is his name fedz by any chance?

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=369155
This is getting retarded there is quite a few threads going around about this however the detail he uses is great. Still is a crock of shit though

good job you found one of the many parody threads that have been here all day.. want a cookie?

rofl at "your"

Call the cops on his ass for fucking with your ride.

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/9997/dontfuck9zl.jpg

I like that one because of the irony
:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: