"Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

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03-20-2005, 02:57 PM
:rofl: I love this movie.

I think Clerks might be the funniest movie of all time

03-20-2005, 02:58 PM

03-20-2005, 02:59 PM
"I hope it feels so good to be right... There's nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

Randall might be my favourite movie character.

03-20-2005, 03:00 PM
Hope you all own Clerks X or you are terrible Clerks fans

03-20-2005, 03:00 PM
Hope you all own Clerks X or you are terrible Clerks fans
got a signed copy i bought straight from the secret stash
beat that!

03-20-2005, 03:01 PM
I'm sorry Blitz. :(

I've seen the movie three times, and all the animated ones... not good enough? Oh yeah and I can quote the movie off the top of my head, as I just did, that has to count for something.

03-20-2005, 03:01 PM
hahah i love the liquor store part

03-20-2005, 03:02 PM
ooooh, navy seals

03-20-2005, 03:03 PM
Keven Smith making Clerks 2

03-20-2005, 03:03 PM
People say crazy **** during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

Randall, haha

03-20-2005, 03:04 PM

Uncle Slappy
03-20-2005, 03:06 PM
-My sister died doing the backstroke. Ain't that a shameful way to die?
-Not as shameful as what happened to my brother?
-What happened?
-He broke his neck.
-How is that shameful?
-He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. He died with his dick in his mouth and his balls resting against his lips.
-Wow, he made it.
-I could never reach it.

03-20-2005, 03:07 PM

03-20-2005, 03:10 PM
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Filming begins on The Passion of the Clerks in late May. The film will focus on Dante and Randal and Jay and Silent Bob will have approximately the same screentime if not less than they did in the first Clerks film. Not so much a literal sequel to Clerks, Smith describes it as a spiritual one about the characters ten years later.

03-20-2005, 03:11 PM
What smells like shoe polish?

03-20-2005, 03:15 PM
wtf is that? a sitcom, or a movie?

03-20-2005, 03:16 PM
The ending nearly killed me

I literally laughed so hard my ribs felt like they would burst from my flesh

03-20-2005, 03:19 PM
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" :rofl:

03-20-2005, 03:22 PM
death to smoochy is way funnier
(ive never seen clerks :()

03-20-2005, 03:50 PM
All those innocent contractors killed, casulties of a war they had nothing to do with.

Chicks with dicks man... your missin out.