[NWS]So I went on my computer today...

God damn members don't know their place.

God damn members don't know their place.
If this thread delivers, then you need to run in front of a bus. If it fails, then you need to run in front of a bus. But you can take the thread's creator with you in that case.

Either way, you need to run in front of a bus.

hmmm

member of the year

Doing the friend is a lame copout. You need to do the sister. They can't trace it back to you. What is your dad possibly going to say? "Hey son, I was posing as a bicurious 20 year old girl online when I found your sisters pictures..."

Just think about it, her picture is now online. Someone could easily fake a profile, exactly like he's doing. Your dad is not going to mention it, EVER. It might give him the fucking scare of a lifetime, which you MUST capture on tape.

Do the sister. There is no question about it. Doing the friend will have little to no impact and will just be ruining a wonderful situation. Do your sister, but build up his trust first and talk to him and really get him going. Then unleash the pics and make sure you have a hidden cam.

That is the only way it can be done

i like tribal war

Your dad is a perv. You are obligated as a decent human being to FUCK WITH HIM MERCILESSLY. It doesn't matter if he's your relative, certain things need to be mocked, and some situations cannot be passed up.

If you don't do this, you suck.

Oh stop stalling pussy.

Fucking 18 pages and no delivery? Fucking ban if I do say so myself...

:rofl:

edit:even if its fake

Doing the friend is a lame copout. You need to do the sister. They can't trace it back to you. What is your dad possibly going to say? "Hey son, I was posing as a bicurious 20 year old girl online when I found your sisters pictures..."

Just think about it, her picture is now online. Someone could easily fake a profile, exactly like he's doing. Your dad is not going to mention it, EVER. It might give him the fucking scare of a lifetime, which you MUST capture on tape.

Do the sister. There is no question about it. Doing the friend will have little to no impact and will just be ruining a wonderful situation. Do your sister, but build up his trust first and talk to him and really get him going. Then unleash the pics and make sure you have a hidden cam.

That is the only way it can be done

omgomg so much incesty sex talk and frineds!!
hothohohtohot

fkn epic
stick with the sis-pick idea
life is short and he will think its hilarious (later)

ofn

haha cant wait for the next update.

yeah gotta do the sister dude. Either that or I guess I will have to ban you :shrug:

Hi, I was gonna makeup a funny story about how I was gonna send pictures of my sister to my dad on a bicurious dating service, but then I couldn't figure out how I'd prove an already unplausable bullshit story, so I decided to turn the story all around and stuffs and say I was gonna send pictures of this hoTT chick I know (here look at this picture of these hoTT chicks, I obviously know them since I'm posting a picture). That way, it makes it easier for me to not have to prove my bullshit story and I get lots of attention for my post still! And even if I get banned, this is my first post and it's a smurf account, so no big loss!

gay

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give the kid a chance to get it rolling

the is comedy gold and you can't rush into it like some teenager getting laid the first time, the member provided the back story with pics, he has built up the expectation the tw way

and defiatley go with the sister

jesus christ, I'm going to pull my hair out if this thread continues much longer and people keep believing this charade.

mstrike: This user has been seen as: CommanderKeen with IP: 216.164.202.122


CommanderKeen:This user has been seen as: mstrike with IP: 216.164.202.122

So if mstrike only has one computer in his house, how is commanderkeen posting from it when mstrikes dad is on the computer? This is the only IP that shows up for both these accounts.