I can't stop burping sulfur burps and farting stinky ass farts...

TedBundy
01-04-2005, 04:45 AM
...and my friends are about ready to kill me. WTF i feel sick. But it brings a grin to my face to see everyone else suffering.

SL83
01-04-2005, 04:45 AM
stfu

Excel
01-04-2005, 04:46 AM
Yeah, your own brand never really bugs you does it?

TedBundy
01-04-2005, 04:46 AM
yea i burped a really rancid sulfur burp in my buddie's face and he almost puked.

tdp
01-04-2005, 04:57 AM
try the fart pillow -

a. fart into a pillow
b. smother victims face with it

SL83
01-04-2005, 04:58 AM
I enjoy farting in my dog's face. :shrug:

Xplo
01-04-2005, 09:09 AM
Assuming you actually want to lose this amazing superpower... :rolleyes:

I recommend a through puking.

hananafafriski
01-04-2005, 10:12 AM
eat something besides **** for once?

Got Haggis?
01-04-2005, 10:13 AM
i've never heard of sulfur burps before....that is nasty.

nSpectre
01-04-2005, 10:16 AM
egg burps

Welcome to puberty.

:D

Iason
01-04-2005, 10:17 AM
you're still on ignore but i'd like to say you're gross. You're one of those people I'd probably hate being around because of the awful appearence and smell, you probably grew up in a home with tonka toys strewn through the front yard and back that soaked into the muddy yard, broken cheap toy guns everywhere inside. You probably consider macaroni and cheese the best meal on earth and are very bad at intrapersonal relationships.

Yeah that's the INTJ of me reading into your disgusting bodily functions in the topic.

HatMan
01-04-2005, 10:18 AM
Now you know how we feel about your threads.

Bluntzman
01-04-2005, 10:39 AM
This is what you get for following the dark side. You're rotting from the inside out.

Stilgar
01-04-2005, 10:46 AM
I enjoy farting in my dog's face. :shrug:

Trouble is, the dog enjoy it too.