I can't stop burping sulfur burps and farting stinky ass farts...

01-04-2005, 04:45 AM
...and my friends are about ready to kill me. WTF i feel sick. But it brings a grin to my face to see everyone else suffering.

01-04-2005, 04:45 AM

01-04-2005, 04:46 AM
Yeah, your own brand never really bugs you does it?

01-04-2005, 04:46 AM
yea i burped a really rancid sulfur burp in my buddie's face and he almost puked.

01-04-2005, 04:57 AM
try the fart pillow -

a. fart into a pillow
b. smother victims face with it

01-04-2005, 04:58 AM
I enjoy farting in my dog's face. :shrug:

01-04-2005, 09:09 AM
Assuming you actually want to lose this amazing superpower... :rolleyes:

I recommend a through puking.

01-04-2005, 10:12 AM
eat something besides **** for once?

Got Haggis?
01-04-2005, 10:13 AM
i've never heard of sulfur burps before....that is nasty.

01-04-2005, 10:16 AM
egg burps

Welcome to puberty.


01-04-2005, 10:17 AM
you're still on ignore but i'd like to say you're gross. You're one of those people I'd probably hate being around because of the awful appearence and smell, you probably grew up in a home with tonka toys strewn through the front yard and back that soaked into the muddy yard, broken cheap toy guns everywhere inside. You probably consider macaroni and cheese the best meal on earth and are very bad at intrapersonal relationships.

Yeah that's the INTJ of me reading into your disgusting bodily functions in the topic.

01-04-2005, 10:18 AM
Now you know how we feel about your threads.

01-04-2005, 10:39 AM
This is what you get for following the dark side. You're rotting from the inside out.

01-04-2005, 10:46 AM
I enjoy farting in my dog's face. :shrug:

Trouble is, the dog enjoy it too.