Why Photoshop kept me from getting my diploma.

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xi'Vexus
12-26-2004, 12:56 AM
Ok... I've been at college for ever. 5.5 years, and then an extra year I took off to work for a shitty ass company making a shitty as computer game (i.e. Horizons)

But I'm finally graduating. Purdue University class of 2004, with a B.S. in Computer Graphics Technology. It's a damn fine school and a damn fine program, but my professer decided he wanted to fuck my academic career in the ass as a Christmas gift.

I walked through commencement a week ago today (Sunday), so my wife, my parents, my prospective employer, they are all expecting me to graduate. When behold my grades, revealed on the eve of Christmas eve, indicate a "D" in my Raster Imaging (aka. PHOTOSHOP) class. Any grade below "C" in a degree-specific field will halt the granting of a degree.

Bewildered how my l33t Photoshop skills warranted a D in a class that I was kicking ass in, I looked up my grade.

Project 2 - 0% - F

wtf... so I go pull out my notebook for the semester and find the grade sheet I was returned for Project 2 .... 93% - A - Good Work.

The following e-mail ensues : :

I checked my grades today, and was very suprised to find that I received a "D" in your class. I went to the grades page on the course website and saw that my project 2 was scored as a 0.
I know definitely that I received a 93% on that project, because in fact I had to go to you specifically to have it returned since you graded it late and seperately because it was based on my project 2 from the first time I took the class. The grade sheet in my hand with your name on it says to me that you fucked up.
I was in line to receive my degree, I even walked through commencement with my wife and family present, but that will likely not happen now because of this clerical error. I have already moved out of the West Lafayette area, and this could cause some massive inconvenince with the employer I had lined up.
To be honest, you're one of the worst professors I've ever had going through this program. Project 2 was due 9 fucking weeks ago. You had 63 days to put my grade properly in the computer. I'm CC'ing this e-mail to the dean of the department, so he can stick a lump of coal in your Christmas bonus.
Fix the problem Monday, or you can expect to hear from the PU Dean of Students office with a formal complaint and a formal grade appeal on Tuesday.

Please e-mail me about this matter as soon as possible. Bastard.

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No response yet. I just needed to vent.
Tim, Andy... other Purdue CGT'rs ... my God have mercy on your soul.

Rosdower
12-26-2004, 12:57 AM
epic

Bane Grievver
12-26-2004, 12:58 AM
shit in his shoes

n9ne
12-26-2004, 12:58 AM
you are stupid for insulting him before you get what you want from him


i hope he changes your grade to an F

Brasstax
12-26-2004, 12:59 AM
Lighten up

nSpectre
12-26-2004, 01:01 AM
You dumbshit. Good job burning the fucking bridge before you even crossed it. If you weren't fucked before, you are now.

DarkBlade
12-26-2004, 01:02 AM
Yea way to be proffesional about the e-mail.

How hard is it to say that you have Project 2 - 93% on the paper blah blah blah CC and thats it.

SexPistol
12-26-2004, 01:02 AM
Even if it was his mistake no reason to go apeshit on him

If you have to at least do it after he changes your grade to a passing one.

PoorDoggy
12-26-2004, 01:02 AM
Insult your professor, yeah, good job, that'll show him :rolleyes: I hope your 'prospective employer' is looking for someone to send immature emails to prospective clients.

kat korge15
12-26-2004, 01:04 AM
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Zombee
12-26-2004, 01:05 AM
Insult your professor, yeah, good job, that'll show him :rolleyes: I hope your 'prospective employer' is looking for someone to send immature emails to prospective clients.

xi'Vexus
12-26-2004, 01:05 AM
Allright... I sent the e-mail... but toned down considerably. I guess that's just one of those things where you type what you WANT to say, then erase it and type what you should say. Nobody ever appreciates the first draft of those kinds of e-mails, so that's what TW is for I guess.

SexPistol
12-26-2004, 01:06 AM
whatever

you said you already sent it

what a fucking jerk

n9ne
12-26-2004, 01:06 AM
at least your email wasnt OFN like posts 6, 8, and 9 :)

xi'Vexus
12-26-2004, 01:07 AM
basically I just erased the last paragraph.

nolt
12-26-2004, 01:08 AM
youre going to have to kill him now

Brasstax
12-26-2004, 01:08 AM
Basically, you are emo

PoorDoggy
12-26-2004, 01:11 AM
Good thing you changed it! Dropping the f bomb just one time is a LOT more professional!

lonewolf63afo
12-26-2004, 01:16 AM
Basically, you are emo

you wouldnt know emo if it walked up wearing a pair of nerd glasses and cried in ur morning coffee old man

-Kapion-
12-26-2004, 01:23 AM
wow dude, thank god it's a fluke