Why Photoshop kept me from getting my diploma.

what's emo?

tahts why i stuck to purdue physics and math...our teachers are pretty chill and we even get daily blowjobs in class from the 2 girls who are in physics

Shouldve sent the original email you pussy

name: kellen r maicher
title: continuing lecturer
department: computer graphics technology
email: maicher@purdue.edu
office_phone: +1 765 49-61831

Who has the balls?

you are stupid for insulting him before you get what you want from him


i hope he changes your grade to an F


No shit I would change it to a N=No grade for you

name: kellen r maicher
title: continuing lecturer
department: computer graphics technology
email: maicher@purdue.edu
office_phone: +1 765 49-61831

Who has the balls?

Yours must not have descended yet because that's really immature.

name: kellen r maicher
title: continuing lecturer
department: computer graphics technology
email: maicher@purdue.edu
office_phone: +1 765 49-61831

Who has the balls?

whoever calls just read the email from the first post and say who it's from. call from a payphone with no cameras around it and threaten his life if he doesn't change it NOW. (i feel like making violent posts tonight moreso than normal)

rofl gob

rofl AMFG at this post

epic

holy shit

another fuck up

my smile hurts

that is all

:bigthumb:

OGM KEK EFHAFKEKEK

whats AMFG mean?

I just emailed the "draft" to the professor, no doubt he can figure out who wrote it.

ROFL

Ok... I've been at college for ever. 5.5 years, and then an extra year I took off to work for a shitty ass company making a shitty as computer game (i.e. Horizons)

But I'm finally graduating. Purdue University class of 2004, with a B.S. in Computer Graphics Technology. It's a damn fine school and a damn fine program, but Professor Kellen Maicher decided he wanted to fuck my academic career in the ass as a Christmas gift.

I walked through commencement a week ago today (Sunday), so my wife, my parents, my prospective employer, they are all expecting me to graduate. When behold my grades, revealed on the eve of Christmas eve, indicate a "D" in CGT 211 - Raster Imaging (aka. PHOTOSHOP). Any grade below "C" in a degree-specific field will halt the granting of a degree.

Bewildered how my l33t Photoshop skills warranted a D in a class that I was kicking ass in, I looked up my grade.

Project 2 - 0% - F

wtf... so I go pull out my notebook for the semester and find the grade sheet I was returned for Project 2 .... 93% - A - Good Work.

The following e-mail ensues : :

I checked my grades today, and was very suprised to find that I received a "D" in your class. I went to the grades page on the course website and saw that my project 2 was scored as a 0.
I know definitely that I received a 93% on that project, because in fact I had to go to you specifically to have it returned since you graded it late and seperately because it was based on my project 2 from the first time I took the class. The grade sheet in my hand with your name on it says to me that you fucked up.
I was in line to receive my degree, I even walked through commencement with my wife and family present, but that will likely not happen now because of this clerical error. I have already moved out of the West Lafayette area, and this could cause some massive inconvenince with the employer I had lined up.
To be honest, you're one of the worst professors I've ever had going through this program. Project 2 was due 9 fucking weeks ago. You had 63 days to put my grade properly in the computer. I'm CC'ing this e-mail to the dean of the department, so he can stick a lump of coal in your Christmas bonus.
Fix the problem Monday, or you can expect to hear from the PU Dean of Students office with a formal complaint and a formal grade appeal on Tuesday.

Please e-mail me about this matter as soon as possible. Bastard.

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No response yet. I just needed to vent.
Tim, Andy... other Purdue CGT'rs ... my God have mercy on your soul.

just in case

http://www.pojo.com/harrypotter/ccg/CSCardImages/Backfire!.jpg

HARRY POTTER CARDS?!? Wtf does every fucking movie have to be made into a card game now-a-days? Someone needs to get shot or possibly even arson'd to stop these cards from coming out.

You dumbshit. Good job burning the fucking bridge before you even crossed it. If you weren't fucked before, you are now.

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yeah, that sums it up.

Matt I didn't really like Maicher when I took the class either.. he always came off as being an ass but I heard he was ok in another class...

I got a C in CGT211 cuz he'd never give me a good grade on anything ever. It seems I always have one class like that every semester so far. That or I fuck something up royally (like this semester) and pay for it by getting a C. And I have a feeling I just barely got that C this semester in one class. :cheers:

Machine']I just emailed the "draft" to the professor, no doubt he can figure out who wrote it.

:bigthumb:

Machine']I just emailed the "draft" to the professor, no doubt he can figure out who wrote it.
if you're serious you're a real dick and deserve to be punched

Machine, if you really sent the e-mail, I think you should be kicked in the nuts and then shot in the face. You are a waste of fucking life.