I want to learn how to make long distance cum shots.

How do you do this dammit. I have tried everything. I suck.

PC muscle.

stop jerking off

lots of raw eggs and clams. no sex or jerking off for like a week.
pull out right before you cum and jerk the hell out of it and blam you will pop a hole through the wall.

keep jerking it but hold it in for as long as humanly possible

it's like cutting off a hose then seeing the big ball of water build up

when you release it's like ****ing p0w!

Sometimes when i masturbate,I shoot it so high and it archs back, a few times its landed on my neck and face...........

keep jerking it but hold it in for as long as humanly possible

it's like cutting off a hose then seeing the big ball of water build up

when you release it's like ****ing p0w!

Long time no see man. how are you.

sexpistol=negro

good! sara and i broke up though ;[

she moved to arkansas and im moving to texas ;[

Sometimes when i masturbate,I shoot it so high and it archs back, a few times its landed on my neck and face...........

Good God; that is the most horrible thing I've ever heard. Unless you have horrible aim, stop jerking off in the wind tunnel.

Sometimes when i masturbate,I shoot it so high and it archs back, a few times its landed on my neck and face...........
self facial gross!!!! :ugh:

self facial gross!!!! :ugh:

If that happened to me on a consistant basis, I would consider adding a goalie mask and Lemon Pledge to my bottom drawer.

Just don't jack off for about a week, or just jack off, and stop when your about to blow, and keep doing that for about 5-7 times, and when you finally blow... Lets just say its like your first time busting on a chicks face (other words it feels so ****ing good).

you gotta hold it in dude, dont stop whacking off but give yourself some recharge time (like a day or so) before you wanna let it fly

hahaha

self facial gross!!!! :ugh:
nws (not a self facial, but funny!!!)
http://www.jewmeat.com/video/ring1.wmv
nws

nws (not a self facial, but funny!!!)
http://www.jewmeat.com/video/ring1.wmv
nws


****ing owned.

that wounded my inner child

that vid is soo rigged

I would ****ing Kill that man. Right after I washed my face with sulfuric acid.