[ANNOUNCEMENT] We're getting married.

This might get lost in all of the crap posts, but...

Per & Akela - I just want to say congrats to the both of you! :)

queen of fat

roflmao putrid

bravo, bravo indeed. :lol:

I’d definitely take the older woman with a hot bod (does that ass really belong to a 52 year old?) than a fat slob of a woman who’s closer to my age or younger.

I’d definitely take the older woman with a hot bod (does that ass really belong to a 52 year old?) than a fat slob of a woman who’s closer to my age or younger.
How about a normal woman around your own age instead of a withered old bitter 52 year old swedish fuckhole with a imprisoned son waiting to get out and anally penetrate you for deep dicking his slutty mom?

why not a young hot swedish bikini babe instead?

i don't get it

i'm sorry that you are a pale sexual pervert with gay hair

how is this my problem


He made a horse joke. Y'know, "Why the long face?" and all that...

WTF?



:spineyes:





:rofl::rofl::rofl:

WTF?



:spineyes:



oh, and per, whatever floats your boat, I don't really care for that whole "M" thing but to each their own, enjoy :roller:


You only say that because you've done it already. :)

God dammit, it's 1:45 AM...why am I not asleep?????

i tap mana to kick ur ass

like let's say her:

http://www.purelymag.com/public/Fashion%20-%20London%20Fashion%20Wee k%20%28sep%2023%29%2009.j pg

it could work...


PS:the first pages were hilarious

shes a fucking vampire.

what if she develops parkinsons

will the better blowjobs be worth the broken dishes?


hahahah holy shit... :lol:

thats just your pacemaker fucking up

I read that, and fell out of my chair laughing, reread it, and I did the same thing again.

I couldn't be an asshole like that in this thread, but holy shit that was funny.

Mucho congrats Piotrr, you should come around IRC more often, fag. Best of luck in all your future endeavors and such, also, the pacemaker comment made me lol irl. Really hard.

holy crap 35 pages.

hehe shell be 60 by the time this thread dies :D.

in closing, this thread is comedy gold. also, ratbert is still a whiney faggot.

Allow me to re-phrase my previous statement:

It's always the short ones and the lanky 98lb weaklings who have the biggest mouths.

Can't talk shit in real life because people would snap you like a twig?
Thank goodness for the Interweb!
Cowardly windbags Rejoice!
And then there are those of us at 6' 2" and 245 IRL that can talk shit here and snap you like a fucking twig IRL ...

:shrug:

How about a normal woman around your own age instead of a withered old bitter 52 year old swedish fuckhole with a imprisoned son waiting to get out and anally penetrate you for deep dicking his slutty mom?


Sounds like it could be hazardous to my health :lol: What is the son in prison for?

The age thing though I don’t know, I mean Goldie Hawn is 59 and still hittable, of course there’s lots of gravity induced slideage that’s been turned back with the miracle of plastic surgery also.

Oh well, if this isn’t all B.S. he definitely has earned the custom title "Stifler of TW"

http://upload.serverseed.com/pictars4/florida panther.jpg

52/2+7 = 33