[ANNOUNCEMENT] We're getting married.

i made an assumption without reading the thread, so sue me

also

Glare's poop is used as currency in Argentina.
Are you saving it up for your big vacation in Buenos Aires?
I wouldn't re-use that tupperware if i were you...

Glare once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

congratulations. wanna sent me a piece of princess torta? throw in some filmjolk and bloodpudding too while you're at it :)

37... she was a milf and a half, but you could definately tell her body was getting to the point of falling apart, once they hit around 42 its done.
I totally disagree.. there are all kinds of bodies on older women. Now, Akela's the oldest woman I've had sex with so I can't really tell you any averages or maxima or minima or whatever.. but I can say that Aestis' horror stories might very well be feverish rememberances from a disturbed childhood or something, but they're not the general truth.


well that sounds awfully nice and sweet. i'm impressed. but my question is, how in the living fuck did you two first become interested in each other.
Well, schee here.. How does anyone ever become interested in ANYONE else? Hot bod? Every time? You start to notice each other, right? You start thinking that's an interesting person. I feel good talking to this person. I've always had friends of all ages. I don't discriminate, I talk to the people who interest me and I've partied with teenagers of all ages. I don't go out looking for the young blonde of medium-slight built and I don't start drooling when I see a girl in a bikini. Maybe my testosterone levels are low but if it makes me less of a drooling animal, that's fine by me. So, I don't discriminate. To be honest, she's the one who started being interested, but I must say I always felt there was something there, like a tension between us from the first time we met. We were friends of friends, like that, and we met where these friends met. In fact, she made sure of it.

The first time we met tête-à-tête it was all just there .She didn't think it was going to last, or she didn't dare hope for it, while I .. well .. I felt comfortable. There were things we had to talk through but for people of wildly different ages we're pretty well matched. You could say that's because she's a big kid, or you could say it's because I'm all grown up too fast like Aestis is suggesting but I don't really care WHY. It works, it feels good, and neither of us have any reason to complain.


i mean, i can't see myself being attracted enough to someone that rediculously old to get to know them well enough to know that they are my "soulmate".
Believe me, it helps when she's attractive and you're not all hung up on the age thing. It's not a kink for me - it's just that it's not an "anti-kink" either. She's a woman, I'm a man, and we do what that kind of combination do best.


you guys might have personalities that mesh really well together ect ect...but i don't see how you could have initially hooked up. old people are gross.
Yea, they are.. In general. But so are the spanish, the american, the german, the polish, the italian, the greek.. young snotty kids, teenagers who think they know everything, no respect for anything, twenty-somethings who think their idea is the next big thing if you just invest in it, whatever.. there's something wrong with every general group. It's the specifics that matter, it's all in the individual. If I had been physically repulsed by the very look of her, I wouldn't have found out what a good match we are. I wasn't. I think she's beautiful, and it doesn't matter to me what anyone else thinks. This is what I think. This is what matters to me.


you're full of shit i know you are. she's sitting on a goldmine and you're the sole inheritor. when all is said and done and you move to vegas, let me know, i'm down for fucking high class hookers on your money. :]
Whatever man.. Obviously you've got it all worked out and that's a tiny little universe you're very happy in. I won't ruin that for you. :D See you in vegas in fifty years.

Personally, I think Akela's son's gonna make trouble over the inheritance once he gets out of prison. Yeah. Her son. My stepson.

Is her son older than you?

congratulations. wanna sent me a piece of princess torta? throw in some filmjolk and bloodpudding too while you're at it :)
The Filmjölk will go bad and the blood pudding will end up mixed with the princess marzipan... so... sure thing. :D

Thanks man.

Personally, I think Akela's son's gonna make trouble over the inheritance once he gets out of prison. Yeah. Her son. My stepson.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:: rofl:

Now she sounds like a REALLY classy lady

The Filmjölk will go bad and the blood pudding will end up mixed with the princess marzipan... so... sure thing. :D

Thanks man.
i don't care. i neeeeed it so badly. next time i have my own kitchen i'm going to try to make some bloodpudding. i can't survive any longer without. i need some NOW!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:: rofl:

Now she sounds like a REALLY classy lady
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Is her son older than you?
No.

Not by much, anyway. :)

Look, don't think I've never heard the "OH GOD SHE COULD BE YOUR MOTHER" because first thing.. my mom is a year younger ;) and second off, the only thing the two of them have in common is their general age.. Not even their skin tones are the same. I mean, why not just go "OH GOD SHE COULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IF SHE WERE A MAN" instead?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:: rofl:

Now she sounds like a REALLY classy lady
She is. The father though.. Actually, I think you know the kind of father I'm talking about.

stuff stuff stuff

well alright, good luck then. i can't argue with that.



Whatever man.. Obviously you've got it all worked out and that's a tiny little universe you're very happy in. I won't ruin that for you. :D See you in vegas in fifty years.

Personally, I think Akela's son's gonna make trouble over the inheritance once he gets out of prison. Yeah. Her son. My stepson.

i'll see to it he doesn't "make trouble" if i get to join you in vegas for expensive hookers and gambling in 10 years or so ;]

Facts:

1) She is older than your mom
2) Her son is older than you
3) Her son is in prison and is coming to claim the inheritance

Face it, you're fucking white trash.

No.

Not by much, anyway. :)

omg :lol:

Well screw everyone here piotrr. I hope everything goes well with you two.

i'll see to it he doesn't "make trouble" if i get to join you in vegas for expensive hookers and gambling in 10 years or so ;]
Fifty.

If I'm alone in ten years, I'll go on a 40 year secluded drinking binge anyway.

secluded my ass, you better invite me motherfucker

:lol:

Facts:
1) She is older than your mom
2) Her son is older than you
3) Her son is in prison and is coming to claim the inheritance

Face it, you're fucking white trash.
You know, the way I play you like some kind of string instrument, it's really weird to see you hum the tune without complaint.

secluded my ass, you better invite me motherfucker
He he he. :lol: