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edit: yes it's fucking NWS dumbass

Wow, some people have way too much time (and vaseline) on their hands.

ULTIMATE MASTURBATION FLUID

Mix together the following ingredients:
1 teaspoon baby oil
2 tablespoons Vaseline Intensive Care hand lotion
2 tablespoons facial cream (cold cream, etc.)
3 tablespoons aloe vera (the green stuff) 1 tablespoon Campho-Phenique canker-sore-numbing ointment (optional)
Get in the shower, and smear some of the fluid all over your penis and scrotum or anywhere else you want. Then get some more and put it all over your hands. Use the grip that makes you most comfortable, and enjoy. This is not something to try without being in the shower, as it can get messy.

:ftardkill

is there really such a thing as too much vaseline?

Me and my supermodel wife laughed at this thread.