Throwing up and pooping at the same time

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Toddler
05-24-2004, 12:56 AM
Holy **** i almost just did it. I ate at California Pizza Kitchen tonight and i wasn't feeling all too hot before i went in but i thought i was just hungry. I ate a whole garlic chicken pizza and when i got home i felt like ****. I'm sitting there and it just feels like extreme heartburn and then all of a sudden i get the urge to go poop. I sit down and this is like peeing out of your ass liquid ****, the sound was just horrible. I guess that triggerd my puking response with the sound and all and i just managed to flush the toilet and when the new water was filling in i ****ing let it all go, and i swear to god i havn't ever puked that much. The worst part about it was it smelled like parmesan cheese and garlic which almost made me puke a second time. Thought i would share this with everyone, night night

MeSlayer
05-24-2004, 12:59 AM
oh man

that happened to me one time when i was a kid i was super sick

i was ****ting, realized the puking was coming so i had to switch real quick, puckered up my ass and leaned over the toilet after a quick flush

man that was a ballet of disgusting proportions : /

Gangrel
05-24-2004, 01:02 AM
i can reach my sink while sitting on my toilet.. never happened, but im prepared

kerblammo18
05-24-2004, 01:02 AM
Ah, see, but it isn't possible at the same exact time...same muscle can't go opposite directions to poop and hurl at the same time

MeSlayer
05-24-2004, 01:03 AM
exec("hApPy_sInK.cs");

BlackCircle
05-24-2004, 01:03 AM
Has happened to me before. A year or so ago i caught the flu, and was hunched over the toilet.......well i wont go into the rest. Ill just say it was a nasty cleanup

bane
05-24-2004, 01:04 AM
don't puke in your sink, friend of mine ****ed up his plumbing that way
don't know how, but ever after that night his sink would not drain

alienkiller
05-24-2004, 01:04 AM
lol

Automatic Jack
05-24-2004, 01:05 AM
Throw in a nosebleed for the hat trick.

Bodom
05-24-2004, 01:06 AM
i got super ****in drunk at my old roommates apt

was pissing...took a **** then had to hurl hard...so i leaned over, pulled aside the curtains and puked in his tub

BallZDeeP
05-24-2004, 01:07 AM
hahhaha poor tardler

hyung
05-24-2004, 01:07 AM
Throw in a nosebleed for the hat trick.
somehow a trickling nose bleed doesn't complete the trio of rocket poop shoot

HatMan
05-24-2004, 01:10 AM
My old English teacher from high school experienced this once. He called it "blowing out both ends."

hyung
05-24-2004, 01:13 AM
i thought he'd be more articulate than that

Gandalf6
05-24-2004, 07:26 AM
http://www.insanestyle.com/upload/pukey poop.JPG

Daedalus
05-24-2004, 08:34 AM
:lol:

retard
05-24-2004, 08:34 AM
been there, done that...

good stuff...

CaptainZero
05-24-2004, 08:36 AM
when you're sick, something about puking instantly makes you feel 100% better.

Hands Paris
05-24-2004, 01:49 PM
I used to get heartburn really bad when I was younger. This one time I burped and it stank so bad that it made me throw up. Even thinking about it right now makes me feel half-nauseous. It smelled like my ****ing intestines were decomposing.

Then a couple weeks ago I shat blood. No poop or anything. Just blood. So I'm pretty sure I have an ulser, but I don't have insurance so I can't have it looked at. =\

Rapscallion Jones
05-24-2004, 01:52 PM
when you're sick, something about puking instantly makes you feel 100% better.
I don't necessarily agree as I hate having to blow hard through my nose to get all the chunks out. When that happens and the **** is in your sinuses, brush your teeth all you want, you're stuck with that smell for the long haul.