Fucking Shit! Al Muktar's A Girl!

Al'Muktar, I've had enough of your foolishness. From now on I want you to follow these directions:

1. Post in a STRAIGHT line. Like this. Simple. No?

2. Only 1 smilie per most.

3. Capatilize and use periods.

Now, you try it.

well it was the whole like
she's one of those no-sex-before-marriage freaks
and the best way to make her really OMG horny
is to be like
fuck you I can resist your wiles!
and have her just kiss me and rub on me and try to tempt me into giving in
(fuck that I know, its just the only way to get her horny)
so like anyway
after half an hour of that shit
she's like OHMYGODIAMSOINCREDIBLYFUC KINGHORNYRIGHTNOWFUCKMEPL EASE
and I was like
naaaaaah I know your trick!! evil woman deciever woman!!!!!!
only when it gets to the pre-arranged time when I can stop resisting
she's started thinking about dead dogs
and doesnt want to know :|:|:|

fuck man I thought we stopped playing these fucking games at 15

what the fuck
I so need a fucking wank :(

Al'Muktar, I've had enough of your foolishness. From now on I want you to follow these directions:

1. Post in a STRAIGHT line. Like this. Simple. No?

2. Only 1 smilie per most.

3. Capatilize and use periods.

Now, you try it.

stuf mebar
and I dont know wtf a period is
is it something that girls get???

owait
you mean a fullstop :lol:

No, I think he means a period like the one at the end of this sentence.

thats what I just said :lol:

I love how Americans bastardised the English language, then correct the correct :lol:

yeah its funny :lol:

"honor"
hahaha wtf is that supposed to say :lol:

Stop making fun of me just because I am American. I will blow you up with a nuke.

shh now

this is fucking stupid

:/

I honour the spelling of potatoe.

With Americans it's all fonix, unfortunately.

hahaha he said fonix.

I honour the spelling of potatoe.

With Americans it's all fonix, unfortunately.


and wtf is going on with the retarded date shit
caesar wasnt warned about march ides :lol:

20 pages of this bullshit?

member

I love how Americans bastardised the English language, then correct the correct :lol:
stuf mebar
and I dont know wtf a period is
is it something that girls get???

owait
you mean a fullstop :lol:

Actually, Al'Muktar's post can be intrepreted in two different ways. His lack of punctuation doesn't help. And fyi, I am not an American, and lack of punctuation *is* incorrect, so I am going to correct you by saying that they were correcting the incorrect.

Veteran

e2 player

haven't you had enough attention yet fucktard?