Stereotypical drivers and the cars they drive?

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Violent
10-12-2003, 06:05 PM
I have to write an essay for english class on a classification type essay, she gave us ****ty topics so im trying to work with them...

i chose to write on automobile owners, and figured it would be easy to write about stereotypical drivers and the cars they drive

right now im going with 6 topics rednecks, macho men, gangsters, soccer moms, working class, upper class.

i have some stuff written for each but its gotta be a little over 1000 words so i need some help just think of it as having fun making fun of stereotypes.

example:

for rednecks i have
trucks
mud tires
shotgun racks
4-wheel drive
fake bullet holes
"keep honking im reloading" bumper stickers

soccer moms:
minivans/suv
kids
sports equipment
"my son is an honor student" bumper stickers

just need some other ideas to throw down

BurninSnipa
10-12-2003, 06:07 PM
Ricer:

Del Sol/Civic
Coffee Can Muffler
Nothing Under the Hood
3' Wing
Dragon seat covers
Linkin Park blaring
200lbs of plastic body kits, half of it mismatched to the original paint job

Old man:
2000+ Corvette in either Burgandy or Champagne
Drives 10 under

Old woman:
Well worn Buick or Caddy
Drives 15 under

Mexican:
1985 Ford truck
10 people in it

Middle Eastern:
Bottom of the line Oldsmobile or Chevrolet minivan
Drives recklessly and cuts you off
Speeds excessively

Code4
10-12-2003, 06:07 PM
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Neckhole
10-12-2003, 06:07 PM
mexicans have the minivans/extended cab pickups with the TINY TINY wheels with spacers so they poke out the side

MeSlayer
10-12-2003, 06:07 PM
dont forget:

Rich white boys who think they are oriental

80s rockers who just cant quit

Your friendly vatos

Oh I could think of some more, but that might be good too. :shrug:

Reno
10-12-2003, 06:08 PM
typical stereotype of homosexuals: miata

SaintDude
10-12-2003, 06:10 PM
Young girls in daddys BMW that THINK they know how to drive but are the most clueless ******* drivers on the road.

DruMAX
10-12-2003, 06:10 PM
mexicans have the minivans/extended cab pickups with the TINY TINY wheels with spacers so they poke out the side

dont forget they put their names on the back in big letters and have a small mexican on the rearview morror.

fibulator
10-12-2003, 06:11 PM
typical stereotype of homosexuals: miata

really? thank god the dealer didnt let me test drive it!

sLit
10-12-2003, 06:13 PM
those ****ing PRs w/ their god damn rican flags hanging from the rearview. usually something old w/ the gaudiest ****ing chrome hubcaps on it.

fibulator
10-12-2003, 06:13 PM
trailor park inhabitants drive mid 80's early 90's firebird or camaros(the "american sport car").

i been trying to get a v8 camaro actually before i ended up the camry. i should have gotten that one car i was looking at. :/

Neckhole
10-12-2003, 06:15 PM
dont forget they put their names on the back in big letters and have a small mexican on the rearview morror.


yah! in an arch with big gothic print.. and mexican flags..

might as well include the 3 or 4 guys in the bed of the truck or the 12 passengers in the mini-van as well.

Violent
10-12-2003, 06:16 PM
awesome burninsnipa... exactly what i needed

i have most of my topics picked already i dont need an 12 paragraph essay

try to stick to these ones
rednecks, ricers, gangsters, soccer moms, and macho

BurninSnipa
10-12-2003, 06:19 PM
awesome burninsnipa... exactly what i needed

i have most of my topics picked already i dont need an 12 paragraph essay

try to stick to these ones
rednecks, ricers, gangsters, soccer moms, and macho

Gangster (at least the high class ones):
Black Mercedes with opaque window tint
If you see anything more than this, you're in trouble.

Don't forget the big Confederate flag hanging from the back of the cab in the redneck trucks (one kid from my school last year had a 4'x10' flag suspended from a pole attached to his cab... though I am in the south).

PsioniX
10-12-2003, 06:19 PM
young college students in northern california - old volvos

fibulator
10-12-2003, 06:22 PM
awesome burninsnipa... exactly what i needed

i have most of my topics picked already i dont need an 12 paragraph essay

try to stick to these ones
rednecks, ricers, gangsters, soccer moms, and macho

define macho....

as for the groups u picked. they are not representative of everday drivers as u excluded the 9 - 5 working class, which is only partially represented. it might help your paper if u included that group as well as its also one of the easiet. mid size late model cars. more men than woman drive it. obeying the speedlimit or going maybe 5 mph over. only 1 person per vehicle

Violent
10-12-2003, 06:28 PM
for macho i was thinking muscle cars...

that is a good idea though

greatcowgod
10-12-2003, 06:31 PM
Ricer:

Del Sol/Civic
Coffee Can Muffler
Nothing Under the Hood
3' Wing
Dragon seat covers
Linkin Park blaring
200lbs of plastic body kits, half of it mismatched to the original paint job

Old man:
2000+ Corvette in either Burgandy or Champagne
Drives 10 under

Old woman:
Well worn Buick or Caddy
Drives 15 under

Mexican:
1985 Ford truck
10 people in it

Middle Eastern:
Bottom of the line Oldsmobile or Chevrolet minivan
Drives recklessly and cuts you off
Speeds excessively

:rofl: right ****in on bro


edit: in my town middle aged tennis-club trophy moms drive boxters, sc430s and z3s

Gryphon
10-12-2003, 06:39 PM
fatasses always drive really small cars

WarMachine
10-12-2003, 06:41 PM
You forgot Mr. Mid-Life Crisis in a sports car and the semi-retarded 16-19 yr. old girl with a roxy sticker on the back window.