the "I stole from Costco" thread (STEALING isnt COOL)

So today after school I had to help my mom shop at Costco, I didn't really care.

Before I go on though, when I got caught stealing in 5th grade, my teachers answer book, she found it and made me goto the teacher with the books, before I entered I was full in tears, I learned a fucking harsh leason in stealing is bad.

So My friend I knew, did this before he grabbed like a cheap ass game say StarCraft for 15 bucks and threw in a 50 dollar game. Now this costco is very stupid, no cameras and they keep the games INSIDE the box, and its an open area.

So I take StarCraft, and Command And Conqueror, put that cd inside starcraft, and this was my first time ever doing this lol. I was so so so fucking scared. Boom gave it to my mom and less to say mission COMPLETE :)

While I will never do this again because its not worth shittin ur pants over. And I told my mom half way down shes like, oh.. lol I guess a CD Case isn't as bad as some other stuff.


TABS:
1. Went to Costco
2. Bought 15 dollar crap game
3. Put 50 dollar game inside 15 dollar crap game before buying :)
4. Mission Complete.

Did you guys ever do something like this?you are the most hardcore little kid since the dawn of time

pagy he tells u the story outloud on page 2

pagy he tells u the story outloud on page 2:lol: nice

Shoplifting is a gateway crime to a life of hard crimes and jail time. Watch for the three strikes!

dangr isnt banned?

I don't cause it's wack, but practically all my friends are banned from Safeway for life :)

suck my dock

I don't go to costco with my mommy anymore.

When I was younger, growing up in Brooklyn, me and my friends literally stole everything that wasnt nailed down. Everything. From stores, from apartment buildings, from school, from off the street, out of cars, we would steal stuff to destroy it, show it off, give it away, use it, sell it, or just throw it away afterwards. Although we were mostly poor kids, we weren't stealing stuff to make money or anything, we stole it for the adventure of stealing it. It was the challenge and the adventure. We didnt care whose it was, or how much it cost a store, or anything else. But the reason we didnt care was because we were simply stupid. As far as we were concerned, it was just "stuff"... and Brooklyn had "stuff" everywhere, and stores had lots of "stuff", so would they really miss the stuff we took? Nah...

Then of course we grew up and learned more and realized that stealing wasnt only just wrong on principal alone, but that theft increases the prices of everything else in the store, and that the "stuff" on a construction site was owned by a PERSON, and generally we just grew the fuck up and realized how stupid it was to think that "stuff" just grew on trees or something.

I tried to steal a game once at Costco and got caught. I was only 16 so they let me go but not after getting a whole profile of me. :( I couldn't go back for 3 years. My friend told me that he saw a picture of me on their wall where they wouldn't let those people in.

i stole gummy bears from my local stop & shop, then reported myself !

im hardcore like you now

suck my dock

I switched shoeboxes at kohls once, saved $40


same brand same color, but not fugly.

wouldn't do it agian though.

my throat hurts from talking like thatHow in the blue fuck did you get your voice that high?

i dunno i just did

You did sound a bit like Zprotoss.

He gets very indignant when that is mentioned and claims that he never sounded like a girl.

owning zprotoss was sweet

dangr reads his thread out loud (http://www.improvmasta.org/tw/coolthreadlol.mp3)

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HOLY SHIT ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Two guys I know went in with a dufflebag and tried to steal over 1000 dollars of games and got tackled by security and anal raped.

command and conquer is just as old as starcraft. its like 3 bucks. your fired.
You're not your.