So I just ****ed my underage cousin who I met on the internet and video taped it all.

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Kowboy
09-03-2003, 02:51 PM
I am a Pathological liar.

Lies

That one picture is NOT of my cousin
That porn story I wrote was not based in fact
I've never met a girl from the interent
My penis is NOT 10 inches long (It's 5)
I've never even considered ****ing an underage girl in a very uncomfortable place
I sucked at Tribes
I have not had sex with 72 virgins


Truth

I actually did go skinny dipping with that 17 yr old in San Diego
The naked pictures of me are still on the internet, yes they are real
I really AM planning on doing a porn with my buddy
I really was in the Marine Corps and was booted for hemerhoids
I actually did see my cousins ***** thru her shorts when I was young
I have had sex with at least one girl that I know of


Hope that clears some stuff up. Are you (and you know who you are) satisfied? :dapimp:

Ixiterra
09-03-2003, 02:51 PM
1st

edit: The porn story...? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

Shade
09-03-2003, 02:52 PM
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Seraph
09-03-2003, 02:53 PM
I am a Pathological liar.

Lies

That one picture is NOT of my cousin
That porn story I wrote was not based in fact
I've never met a girl from the interent
My penis is NOT 10 inches long (It's 5)
I've never even considered ****ing an underage girl in a very uncomfortable place
I sucked at Tribes
I have not had sex with 72 virgins


Truth

I actually did go skinny dipping with that 17 yr old in San Diego
The naked pictures of me are still on the internet, yes they are real
I really AM planning on doing a porn with my buddy
I really was in the Marine Corps and was booted for hemerhoids
I actually did see my cousins ***** thru her shorts when I was young
I have had sex with at least one girl that I know of


Hope that clears some stuff up. Are you (and you know who you are) satisfied? :dapimp:

For Posterity.

TOOO THE MOOOOOOON!

[SES]BaNsHee
09-03-2003, 02:54 PM
Your poor cousin, I bet he was just a little one too.

prowler
09-03-2003, 02:54 PM
oh my god

iNVAR
09-03-2003, 02:54 PM
No, I'm not.

Ixiterra
09-03-2003, 02:55 PM
For ProsperityPosterity.


;)

Kowboy
09-03-2003, 02:56 PM
1st

edit: The porn story...? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

:lies:

Kowboy
09-03-2003, 02:57 PM
No, I'm not.
****. :deal:

prec
09-03-2003, 02:58 PM
thats whatcha tell me

slogg
09-03-2003, 03:00 PM
****ing liar

Kowboy
09-03-2003, 03:02 PM
Oh ya, and I'm really a girl

Ixiterra
09-03-2003, 03:04 PM
Oh ya, and I'm really a girl

Is this like one of those riddles where someone tells lies 50% of the time....

Empirion
09-03-2003, 03:04 PM
Kowboy, you are very brave.





























































:marweas:

BeLiaL
09-03-2003, 03:07 PM
Kowboy, you are very brave.


...unless he's lying

Whoop
09-03-2003, 03:07 PM
Truth

The naked pictures of me are still on the internet, yes they are real



Pics or it didn't happen

Kowboy
09-03-2003, 03:08 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

I know you are not serious.

Reno
09-03-2003, 03:09 PM
Oh, but he is

El Mariachi
09-03-2003, 03:09 PM
My penis is NOT 10 inches long (It's 5)

Holy ****ing **** some guy on the internet just admitted his penis isn't a mile long.