what typical household items can you ****?

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Liquid
08-28-2003, 12:55 AM
Just go look on the internet for those sites that instruct you on how to constuct various masterbation tools from household items.

(And chicken breasts...cold, cold chicken breasts feel good.)

Urraca
08-28-2003, 01:22 AM
omg, raw chicken breasts...that is so ****en wrong. You can always put a hole in your matress.

**Majin Buu**
08-28-2003, 01:23 AM
omg, raw chicken breasts...that is so ****en wrong. You can always put a hole in your matress.


salmonela(sp?) in your peepee :(

SimoHayha
08-28-2003, 01:58 AM
hmm
a beanbag?

Dr_Mesmo
08-28-2003, 02:01 AM
Milk carton full of cooked macaroni?

Bodom
08-28-2003, 02:01 AM
Tostitos salsa

[57th]cneal
08-28-2003, 02:07 AM
Ports on a IMac. I don't know how big they are, I never owned a Mac

Musashi
08-28-2003, 02:18 AM
Just go look on the internet for those sites that instruct you on how to constuct various masterbation tools from household items.

(And chicken breasts...cold, cold chicken breasts feel good.)


link please

Phantomstranger
08-28-2003, 02:22 AM
garbade disposal.

Liquid
08-28-2003, 02:24 AM
link please

Not going there. If you're that desperate, search google.

Rulide
08-28-2003, 02:29 AM
:rofl:

Fatimah
08-28-2003, 02:31 AM
cneal']Ports on a IMac. I don't know how big they are, I never owned a Mac

Your penis fits into a 1394 port? Or USB?

edit: They no longer have floppy drives

PoorDoggy
08-28-2003, 02:34 AM
YOUR HAND.

Once I read a story about some guy who used a blender. Seriously. Probably on TW. It was a big long story involving what kind of things to put in it, making sure you couldn't hit the blade, etc. I remember "nut meats" (punny) were what he said was good. Then I think you just put your dick in and turn it on. He also cooked the meat afterwards.

Probably just one of those internet stories, but you never know...

Imility
08-28-2003, 02:38 AM
couch, chair, table....

.5ive
08-28-2003, 02:42 AM
www.fleshlight.com

nws :p

Teknoice
08-28-2003, 02:48 AM
http://www.multilink.co.uk/images/vacuum.jpg

Daedalus
08-28-2003, 02:53 AM
Hallowed out banana. My penis was to big and I split it open like a virgin (true story, it sucked I was all disappointed)

[SES]BaNsHee
08-28-2003, 02:56 AM
too small pencil dick

:lol: exactly what I was about to type

Yaason
08-28-2003, 03:01 AM
http://www.allergybuyersclub.com/optimized_images/RP-MA-RoyalPedicOrganic-mdplus.jpg

/me turns up some barry white

[57th]cneal
08-28-2003, 03:04 AM
Your penis fits into a 1394 port? Or USB?

edit: They no longer have floppy drives

If I even knew what a 1394 port was. Actually, I said I never owned a Mac thus I don't know how big the ports are.