Channel 03
08-12-2003, 11:15 AM
So I work with this really nice older guy who's fairly new and comes over to my desk frequently to ask questions. He likes to talk about the weather and tell jokes about how Microsoft sucks (Winblows, plug&pray etc) which is kind of annoying in itself but he means well so I just ignore it..but his breath is like something I've never experienced before.
Honestly his breath smells like pure dog crap. I'd say even worse than dog crap because I've potty trained a dog and don't remember it being this bad when I picked it up his loads with paper towels. If dog crap could have an experation date and go rotten then this must be what it would smell like. Right now he is facing the opposite direction about 12 ft away from me and I can still catch whiffs of it which is astonishing to me. It's unbelievable. It's ruining my days. I would not be surprised if this person brushes his teeth with petrified crap, flosses with dog pubes, and gargles with diarrhea like it was mouthwash before coming to work.
The way this guys personality is the type where he would really get his feelings hurt if I told him his breath stinks so that's why I don't just simply make a casual joke about it and offer some gum (which I believe would disintegrate upon touching his toungue). I've thought about sneaking a note on his desk but I think somoeone would see me and he would somehow find out. A search on google reveals that he may have some kind of tooth decay or an advanced form of gingivitis so maybe there isn't anything he can do about it.
So how do I let this guy know his breath is ruining my life?
Honestly his breath smells like pure dog crap. I'd say even worse than dog crap because I've potty trained a dog and don't remember it being this bad when I picked it up his loads with paper towels. If dog crap could have an experation date and go rotten then this must be what it would smell like. Right now he is facing the opposite direction about 12 ft away from me and I can still catch whiffs of it which is astonishing to me. It's unbelievable. It's ruining my days. I would not be surprised if this person brushes his teeth with petrified crap, flosses with dog pubes, and gargles with diarrhea like it was mouthwash before coming to work.
The way this guys personality is the type where he would really get his feelings hurt if I told him his breath stinks so that's why I don't just simply make a casual joke about it and offer some gum (which I believe would disintegrate upon touching his toungue). I've thought about sneaking a note on his desk but I think somoeone would see me and he would somehow find out. A search on google reveals that he may have some kind of tooth decay or an advanced form of gingivitis so maybe there isn't anything he can do about it.
So how do I let this guy know his breath is ruining my life?