near death encounter with spider

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Infinite
06-19-2003, 09:37 PM
i am on the hunt tonight

no longer am i the prey

Hyperion
06-19-2003, 09:55 PM
how the hell can anyone be afraid of a spider?

Archimedes
06-19-2003, 10:03 PM
:lol: Zach you rock :D

nolt
06-19-2003, 10:04 PM
infinite your sig makes david gilmore look like leo d'caprio :ugh:

Infinite
06-19-2003, 10:10 PM
he is a handsome man

Stig
06-19-2003, 10:16 PM
If anyone saw that pic yesterday of that guy who's thumb looked like a split hotdog after being bitten by a brown recluse spider, get this: I told a friend about how sick it looked and she told me she'd heard of some chick who got bitten on the nose by a brown recluse and almost all her face got eaten off by the poison

There was spider genocide going on in my house till midnight last night

|Blitzkrieg|
06-19-2003, 10:22 PM
Being of another species, I think the word would be "xenocide" ;)

nolt
06-19-2003, 10:23 PM
ive seen quite a number of brown recluse bites

Mabelrode
06-19-2003, 10:26 PM
You may soon come to the chilling realization, that if a spider of such astounding size, and bloodthristy mein were indeed in your house for some time, what else was it eating?

You must now ask the question, that, having eliminated this fearsome predator from the fragile ecosystem living in the shadows of your home, what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Ben Reed
06-19-2003, 10:40 PM
you yanks are so bloody weak when it comes to spiders... i swear you are an insult to humanity.

I can attest to the absolute ineptitude and baseless fear and ignorance of the average American towards anything that isn't cute or fuzzy.

You people wouldn't last three minutes in the dark places of the world, and it is that fact that will let me walk all over you when my era finally arrives...all I need to do is bring a couple of snakes and spiders and even the U.S. Army can't touch me.

Velo
06-19-2003, 10:50 PM
ns :rofl:

Infinite
06-20-2003, 07:06 AM
I can attest to the absolute ineptitude and baseless fear and ignorance of the average American towards anything that isn't cute or fuzzy.

You people wouldn't last three minutes in the dark places of the world, and it is that fact that will let me walk all over you when my era finally arrives...all I need to do is bring a couple of snakes and spiders and even the U.S. Army can't touch me.


until the spiders turn on you and eat your face starting with your forehead.

Chrom
06-20-2003, 07:26 AM
Just watch for dropbears....

Infinite
06-20-2003, 09:34 AM
are those grizzly bears who have utilized giant spider webs or what?

Chrom
06-20-2003, 09:41 AM
Nah, they're bears from the Aussie bush that drop from branches and eat you from the top of your head..

Nasteeee!

[Rogue]MiScHiEf
06-20-2003, 09:42 AM
Return of a legend:

http://www.frgnews.com/webfolders/ArticlesforFRG_files/image013.jpg
http://home.wi.rr.com/torg/camelspider.jpg
http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spiders/solpugid3.jpg


And as for the whole brown recluse thing, anyone saying someones entire face gotten eaten away by one either has a.) a friend who's too retarded to go to the doctor when the tip of her nose started to rot and become necrotic, or b.) has no idea how brown recluse poison works. The only time those bites become really dangerous is when they happen in "hard to see" parts of the body, as the bite itself is largely painless.

Infinite
06-20-2003, 10:40 AM
thank god it was not camel spider

Beezlebub
06-20-2003, 11:07 AM
thx for the laughs

Kizzak
06-20-2003, 11:15 AM
Now THIS is a hardcore motherfucker
http://www.condorcet.com.au/_oz/funnel_web/funnel.jpg
http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/venoms/images/00_final/sydney_funnel_web_spider. jpg
http://www.arachnophiliac.com/burrow/gallery/other/images/funnel_web.gif
http://www.giveusahome.co.uk/australian/spiders/fwebphoto2.jpg
http://www.dundernews.com/vaarallinen/images/funnel7.jpg
http://www.on-luebeck.de/~mlemke/spinnen/Image1.jpg

Infinite
06-20-2003, 11:24 AM
omg run away