near death encounter with spider

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Exiled
06-19-2003, 01:45 AM
like a double bacon cheeseburger of emotions.


best line ever.

DrSbaitso
06-19-2003, 01:46 AM
http://www.nlsoft.com/Spider/brown recluse1.jpg

=

http://www.nlsoft.com/Spider/Day 10.jpg

THat reminds me. There's still some chicken in the fridge. Midnight snack time!

bl00dsh0t
06-19-2003, 01:49 AM
yeah bloodshot thanks for posting what could have happend to my face if i had not acted.
Werd, but I'm glad you slayed the mother fucker.

Infinite
06-19-2003, 01:50 AM
slayed him with great fury

Yoderfunk
06-19-2003, 01:55 AM
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS



I actually fucking JUMPED when i saw that shit.. wtf... warn a person

bl00dsh0t
06-19-2003, 01:57 AM
I actually fucking JUMPED when i saw that shit.. wtf... warn a person
:rofl: Sorry, I tried to ease it in there with the cute picture of the brown recluse followed by an "=" sign...oh well

|Blitzkrieg|
06-19-2003, 02:01 AM
:lol: Inf you have become my new favorite Vet2 :lol:

cyanide
06-19-2003, 02:16 AM
still ridin clean

Infinite
06-19-2003, 02:17 AM
still ridin clean

makin cheese and gettin my dick sucked

cyanide
06-19-2003, 02:19 AM
rocks in my sock

Infinite
06-19-2003, 02:22 AM
playa can you dig

Radon006
06-19-2003, 02:39 AM
http://www.nlsoft.com/Spider/brown recluse1.jpg

=

http://www.nlsoft.com/Spider/Day 10.jpg

I think I could stitch it up better than he did

btw great post, i was actually waiting for someone to post a link to where you copy pasted the story but if you wrote it yourself GJ

TrojanMan421
06-19-2003, 02:47 AM
LOL the cheese burger was funny, but I liked this one best:
without signaling to the vicious spider that i was going to grab my shoe, i grabbed my shoe.

GateKeepeR
06-19-2003, 03:00 AM
you better hope it wasnt a mommy spider and when u smushed it 345803450345 little baby spiders didnt come out like one did me one time.. it was bad, I had to kill all of them, maybe that one did the same and they all went in ur carpet and are going to grow big and eat you while you are sleeping

Pinkster
06-19-2003, 03:39 AM
Yes I had a close encounter with a spider (Brown Recluse) so I woke my brother up at 2:00 in the morning to kill it. My Boyfriend tried to kill it but it was way to fast. That little sucker kept me up all night. YUCK

justin
06-19-2003, 03:46 AM
:dapimp:

Slash
06-19-2003, 04:18 AM
you obviously don't understand the great peril i was in.

I understand you're a long-winded blowhard!

Mav
06-19-2003, 08:42 AM
dear lord....

sitting in a computer lab between exams, read thread, saw second picture...

dude behind me looked at it, then proceeded to hurl all over his keyboard after seeing it...

Infinite
06-19-2003, 09:34 AM
I understand you're a long-winded blowhard!

i like to get blown hard

Ghetto
06-19-2003, 09:41 AM
dont we all :)