best way to shoplift?

I like to stick things i want up my ass. The few times i have gotten caught they have just let me keep them.

I like to stick things i want up my ass. The few times i have gotten caught they have just let me keep them.

thats a little extreme, i'd just cradle stuff under my taint :P

I wonder if theres a container you can put things in to make the alarms not pick up any signals or whatever. Like a lead box or somthing.

I grew up po', most of the toys I got I stole. I was also a major member of a stolen bubble gum ring in Middle School. (I can't make this shit up)

There was a supermarket right down the street from our school. The candy isle was right next to the exit. We'd go in, steal all kinds of gum, and get out ASAP while one person actually bought stuff.

THE KEY IS SPEED AND CONFIDENCE.

I saw my ex's uncle walk into a Home Depot, take HUGE toolkit filled with power tools (over 500$) and walk right out, no problem. He just acted confident and was very quick about it. It should be noted that he took the lumber exit.

I've stolen alot and I've only been caught once. Why? Because my friends decided to take their time and I was stupid enough to wait for them even though I was already out of the store.

Oh man, I have SOOO many stories.

i used to work at super k before they went under, i would help the security guys track thieves all the time. but in all honesty i could care less.

i look at it this way, if you can actually get out of a store that has camera's everywhere and people who are hired on to catch you stealing, then you deserve what you took. because those who were hired to catch you didn't do their job.

we always caught the little punk kids who used to come into my store, i could just spot them by how they acted. but we were rarely able to apprehend them. there is a lot of red tape you have to go through to make a bust.

like at my store, if a person went in to the resteroom and put something in their cloths we couldn't do shit. unless they left a wrapper or something behind in the restroom. because if we don't have constant survelience on a person from the time they commit the crime, to the time they leave the checkout lanes, then we can't do shit.

so there is a little back door advice.

I grew up po', most of the toys I got I stole. I was also a major member of a stolen bubble gum ring in Middle School. (I can't make this shit up)

There was a supermarket right down the street from our school. The candy isle was right next to the exit. We'd go in, steal all kinds of gum, and get out ASAP while one person actually bought stuff.

THE KEY IS SPEED AND CONFIDENCE.

I saw my ex's uncle walk into a Home Depot, take HUGE toolkit filled with power tools (over 500$) and walk right out, no problem. He just acted confident and was very quick about it. It should be noted that he took the lumber exit.

I've stolen alot and I've only been caught once. Why? Because my friends decided to take their time and I was stupid enough to wait for them even though I was already out of the store.

Oh man, I have SOOO many stories.

you were part of the bubblegum gang? i was part of a pentel mechanical pencil syndicate

I wonder if theres a container you can put things in to make the alarms not pick up any signals or whatever. Like a lead box or somthing.

put it in an aluminum bag or a shopping bag lined w/ aluminum

Heh.

About four years back my two friends and I decided to skip a school trip [skating rink :rolleyes:] and head to the mall.

My one friend Evan was getting his brother a cheap-ass Diskman for a christmas gift. While he was paying James, the other guy, and I were browsing the electronics section looking for quality batteries to go with the Cdplayer. They had no Duracell or Energiser ones so we said forget it and once the diskman was paid for we left the Electronic's section and were on our way out.

As we were just about to leave two security guards and the manager, some fat bitch, tell us to come to the back room. We didn't steal anything so we went with them.

In the back room they sat us down next to some kid who had stolen all sorts of shit from every store in the mall. He had Playstation games, hats, toys, and candybars. In short, he was fucked. We on the otherhand had nothing on us and were let go, they thought we had stolen bloody batteries from electronics...

When we got back to James' house we told his parents what happened expecting a laugh and a cool story. They freaked out and called my parents. The next day they were up there in person bitching at the manager, threatened to sue the store and all three of us ended up with a nice $1000 [Canadian :P] each for settlement.

This was at a Zellers store in my Town's mall. :) Money was spent in like three months :P They lost three grand over a pack of five dollar batteries that we didn't even steal.

Well all 3 go get something cram it down your pants and walk out of the store...............now what you did while they were not watching was drop your loot and watch them get busted and :lol: as you walk away clean.
I used to work security at target, had a couple people do that to us. It's pretty bad and looks bad on the employee.

you were part of the bubblegum gang? i was part of a pentel mechanical pencil syndicate

Yeah, I know it sounds fruity, but it was a nice gig.

We'd shoplist a TON of bubble gum from the supermarket. All kinds, bubbleyum, wrigley's whatever. Then we'd sell it all in class for bargin prices. We made pretty good cash until the supermarket caught on and one of us got busted.

Our next target was a 7 11. We would get 10-15 to cram into the store and EVERYONE would pocket shit. Because there were so many people, they couldn't see that we were stealing. Some paid for stuff and everyone left. That didn't work as long however, but they managed to pull it off effectivly for over a month.

I'm pretty sure me and my friends put this little no name grocery store out of business singel handedly something like shop n save, buy n save, some shit liek that... We would roll up in their with hoodies and fatigues with the huge cargo pockets, and empty backpacks.... It was a huge brand new store with very few employees. One person would keep look out, other person would load up, then wed switch.... we did that at least 3 times a day for a solid 2 months untill they went out of business...

What did we do with all this crap? throw it away basicly... One day we all stole hella 12 packs of Hi-C juice, and threw it at our old elementry school.

We never got caught.

We would steal whatever they ahd to fill up our pockets.. We stole shit liek super glue, lighters, knives, cologne (that was fun because it was at the checkouts), sometimes we wouldnt even buy anything becaue we was po'

One time we all walked into the Fred Mayer grabbed a fuckload of cigars and jsut ran because they were at this litle kiosk thing right by the front door.

We would go to Ross and steal clothes we didnt even want or even fit us... just cuz it was fun and we had nothing better to do. We would hide whatever we wanted under a pair of huge jeans and most the time they would let us in with fucking backpacks on.

The one time i got caught was the last time i ever jacked anything. It was at the BP right up the road from my house... The lady was out pumping propane or some shit for someone and we jsut loaded our pockets.... Naturally the lady came in and occused us of stealing (for good reason), and we just booked across a busy road through this park to my friends house... That was scary enough for me to never want to steal again.

At one point i worked at hot topic and i would asume this goes for alot of places... But we had a no receipt return policy... So all you gotta do is find something without a big ass plastic security tag, and try to return it.... We had one lady who did this to us a couple times, we knew she was doing it but tehre was nothing we could do... cometimes she would return things with tags on it she jsut took off the shelf she said "they forgot to take the tag off"... eventualy we stopped doing it but she got away with mass cash. There is alot of red tape, like you cant accuse someone of theft unless you know for a fact someone has something and you know exactly wehre on the person it is, and where they took it from.

Act really suspicious like you stole something, then when they pull you to the side, yell at them for violating your rights and threaten to never shop there again, in which case they give you free money.

nice


4 pages, thats history4me

Hint: they arent magnets....

#2: if you shoplift you're a moron

..changing the barcodes and trying to get away with it.. is more stupid then just walking out the door with it....

I never really pay attention when im ringing.... especially when its busy, i could totaly imagine scanning a 4.99 used psx game for a brand new xbox game if it was really busy and in with a ton of other stuff.

You wicked heathen, you!

or just get a ps2 game w/ an id for $5, and mix it with a lot of other stuff thats cheap
when the cashier rings up alot of stuff they don't look

a few friends of mine along with some hoes stole/scammed nortstroms for around 10gs...

they just heisted a whole lotta shit, crap like wallets going for $400, dresses, scarfs, purses.... got some white girls to go back and return the shit 1 at a time

I worked at a Winn-Dixie grocery store from 16-18. They had the black ceiling panels and the black domes all over the place. You'd expect to find a whole room full of TV monitors to check all of those cameras, right? Not a single camera in the place.

We did have this one manager that made a hobby out of catching people. He would tail them from a distance, and then observe them through gaps in the displays at the ends of the aisles. One night he caught this big ass black guy that stuffed a bunch of steaks down his pants. He cut him off as he tried to walk out the doors, so the guy took off and tried to jump through the plate glass window at the front of the store. He bounced off of it and fell on the floor. By this time me and some of the other guys that were working had gathered around, and lucky me was standing right about where he fell. Just out of instinct, my scrawny ass tried to put the guy in a headlock and keep him from getting up. It didn't work to well, but luckily the other guys jumped in and we restrained him until the police arrived. The laws about apprehending shoplifters must be pretty lax around here because we got away with alot of shit.

Little did they know that almost the entire stock crew each stole 2-3 cartons of cigs every week. :dapimp:

best way to do a beer run? besides the obvious run in, grab, run out?