Should I keep having sex?

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Irishknight
05-30-2003, 01:03 AM
I was absolutely certain I had a pic of him in my archive... but alas, I was wrong

Double check? :]

Chavey
05-30-2003, 01:03 AM
anyway, we all know the headline should be "Texan man rapes Girl with Downs Syndrome"

with a headline like that, you at least get a little of an explanation as to why it happened.

Joemomma5000
05-30-2003, 01:04 AM
The more I read it, the more I shake my head..

BTW: WHICH GIRL ON THE RIGHT

ZugZug
05-30-2003, 01:04 AM
PS: Unless you are prepared to have a long term relationship with this person, you should probably stop sleeping with her.


I agree. Marriage is the only option now.

amRam
05-30-2003, 01:04 AM
Anyone care to summarize? I got the screwing a retarded gurrrl part but I don't want to read the other 17 pages.

I suggest you read them. This thread is Comedy Gold.

MST3K-rules
05-30-2003, 01:05 AM
Fine, Summary:

He was sitting with a downs syndrome girl he knows at his mom's house.

He put her hand on his crotch and forced her to rub him. He said he assumed she wouldn't understand what was going on.

Then she continued rubbing him and eventually over many weeks of heavy petting, they started fucking each other.

He asked us if this was wrong. We told him it was wrong.

He called us all sick and said that she could make up her own mind, even though he had just written that he forced her hand onto his crotch believing that she wouldn't understand what was going on.

Super summary:
Obscured.Cherub is a sick fuck who sexually molested a retarded girl in his mother's care and now is angry and feels we're all being mean to him.

Irishknight
05-30-2003, 01:05 AM
The more I read it, the more I shake my head..

BTW: WHICH GIRL ON THE RIGHT

I'm forced to believe it was the hideous one on the far right since he never specified...:lol:

Austforbeer
05-30-2003, 01:05 AM
holy shit I can't believe I didn't read this earlier!!!!!!!!

|KiLLeR2001|
05-30-2003, 01:05 AM
I suggest you read them. This thread is Comedy Goldē.

Polus
05-30-2003, 01:05 AM
Wether this thread is fake or not, it has instant classic written all over it.

Chic0
05-30-2003, 01:06 AM
so have any texans called this in?


The law requires any person who believes that an elderly or adult with disabilities is being abused, neglected or exploited to report the circumstance to the Texas Department of Protective and Regulatory Services (PRS) Statewide Intake. (for texans)

Pubknight
05-30-2003, 01:06 AM
Anyone care to summarize? I got the screwing a retarded gurrrl part but I don't want to read the other 17 pages.

- Cherub claims to have taken advantage of a girl with down's syndrome
- approximately 11 pages of shock/rage posts
- Cherub attempts to defend his position and posts a picture of said down' syndrome girl
- more pages and pages of shock/rage/disbelief posts
- sprinkled throughout are some of the funniest "I shouldn't laugh but I did anyway" type of posts you will ever come across.

Sift
05-30-2003, 01:07 AM
Someone come up with a catchphrase...

"dude you stole her cherub"

"man you sure cherubed that guy"

"what a cherub fuck"

"ima get my cherub on"

Dr_Mesmo
05-30-2003, 01:07 AM
This is precisely why I will never share anything too personal with anybody over the internet. Unless I know where they live, and can hunt them down.

AvengerX
05-30-2003, 01:07 AM
Wether this thread is fake or not, it has instant classic written all over it.


It's too funny to be fake, most people couldn't come up with a story that articulate about raping the mentally incapacitated.

Putrid
05-30-2003, 01:08 AM
"what a cherub fuck"

"ima get my cherub on"

omg, those two.....

Polus
05-30-2003, 01:08 AM
Someone come up with a catchphrase...

"dude you stole her cherub"

"man you sure cherubed that guy"

"what a cherub fuck"

"ima get my cherub on"

:rofl: Add this to the TW dictionary. NOW.

Uncle Silas
05-30-2003, 01:09 AM
This is precisely why I will never share anything too personal with anybody over the internet. Unless I know where they live, and can hunt them down.

So...uh...you screw retarded girls too?





;)

Chavey
05-30-2003, 01:10 AM
"ima get my cherub on"

oh hells yes.

ignu
05-30-2003, 01:11 AM
i'll tell you how it ends

Cherub claims it was a joke
Some people believe him
Some people don't
Game Over