TW Goatse Haiku Competition

I am sitting here in IRC composing haikus about the goatse man. It started cause we were talking about the 9/11 thing, but we've decided to expand it to all goatse topics.

This is mine:
mans gaping anus
all over news sites worldwide
baby jesus cries

This is Rat's:
when i see his ass
i look away and call out
jeez is that his spleen?

Please contribute to my cause.

hot

how do you do a haiku again?

ps holy shit rayn made a post, 1st page

5/7/5 man. 5/7/5.

I try not to get that visual in my head

rofl

a 5 syllable line
then 7
thne 5

Goatse rules you hard
I like wide asshole pictures
Goatse rules you hard

Greasy fingers beckon
Sphincter relaxes
The world is your stage.

Rayn ?? whos that ;)

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Heres mine

A bleeding anus
Hands stretch it disgustingly
Screams I love gay porn

i suck at haikus but thats my first attempt in a long time

cnn linked picture
tribalwar switched pic
goatse the world

blood on both his hands...
open the secret tunnel...
he's the anus god.

rayn is like a god
yes! I am on the first page
of goatse man thread

:lol: This should get interesting.

look at that big hole
El mar could swim in that hole
with pink water wings

Goatse inspires
Me to stick phallic things
In my ass like him

Originally posted by Geck0
Greasy fingers beckon
Sphincter relaxes
The world is your stage. you suck

Man drives truck through ass
auto felching is bad
man dies in great pain.