TW Goatse Haiku Competition

Jesus ripped an ass
It spewed all over the Mattress
What the fuck was that?!

have you heard the joke
of watermelons in ass?
this is not funny

i opened a link
to see your naked
ass staring at me

Where is Osama
He's in his goatse bunker
Send in the troops now

gaping red manhole
bottom is neverending
fancy cat must fwap

With hilarity
I add to "Classic Thread List".
I :heart: you friendgots.

:lol:

:bump:

newest theme park ride
tumble in the great rectum
twelve can ride at once

han solo on hoth
cuts goatse with lightsaber
rescues luke from cold

tore he did it hard
makes the stomach wrench in pain
eyes burning burning

massive fucking hole
watermelon fits with ease
please spit out the seeds

SeX With Animals
Ripped Him a New Anus
Gift That Keeps Giving




early morning ... but i had to be part of a Rayn thread

Hands clasped on both sides
Bright red sunshine on my face
Goat.se I love you

a monstrous asshole
the guy will not go away
my bad, that's orby

pink donut of abyss
run ono foot in stuck
grip to not fall away

random words about ass
are not necessarily
funny as you think

Big fat goatse butt
Gripping, tugging, pulling wide...
I see Rayn inside!

:heart:

Originally posted by nostratic
Big fat goatse butt
Gripping, tugging, pulling wide...
I see Rayn inside!
:lol:

Here's mine:

Link to autoaim
contains a grotesque trap
It silently waits...


Innocently clicked,
gaping rectum is revealed
more therapy please!

oh dear goatse man
How do I love your man hole?
Let me count the ways...