TW Goatse Haiku Competition

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marantz
01-17-2003, 07:04 AM
what is it?

edit, noway in hell im clicking that shit

Fancy Cat
01-17-2003, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by Fatman


You're a changed man now. Can't ever go back.

i want to gouge my eyes out with a wooden spoon now

Rancher Dan
01-17-2003, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by MaRaNtZ
what is it?

"My God, it's full of stars!" - David Bowman



Damn you Rayn. I've probably spent a couple of hours composing Jap poetry for a gaping anus. Good Job.

Here's the last one, I need to get ready for the weekend, I'm taking my son and the motor home somewhere. I'm not sure where, but somewhere far far away from this thread.



Fearsome geometry.
Baby arm holds the apple,
butt seen in reverse.

Yankee
01-17-2003, 07:17 AM
Pulling his Sphincter
Gaping Anal Cavity
Are those my car keys?

inf
01-17-2003, 07:30 AM
man gives birth to life
the only explanation
baby is fecal

Rancher Dan
01-17-2003, 08:38 AM
OK, I lied.

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Here's a very special two part episode of Goatse Haiku:

Eye that never blinks.
Goatse reminds me of what?
Sauron's eye or Hal?

Hal or Sauron's eye?
Open bod bay anus Hal.
Computer si win.

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Baby fear the reaper.
I ride the tunnel of light.
Heaven smells like poo?

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Be careful Goatse
To fall is to surely die.
You'll turn inside out.

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Nightmares about this thread.
Amoeba engulfs my head.
Goatse, don't eat me!

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God damn, someone hit me in the head with a shovel and put me out of my misery. I've got to stop this.

ZProtoss
01-17-2003, 08:58 AM
Wide the canyon there is.
Yearning with the desire of homo lust.
Cursed be the goatse man.

Yankee
01-17-2003, 09:12 AM
^ Foul! (9 syllables line 2)

Zombie
01-17-2003, 09:30 AM
I would like to be
Like goatse for one reason
No constipation

Zombie
01-17-2003, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by Yankee
^ Foul! (9 syllables line 2)

actually it's 10

BadMoFo
01-17-2003, 10:22 AM
friendly goatse man
it would be tysofts' heaven
stretched over his head

BadMoFo
01-17-2003, 10:32 AM
life is puzzleing
why is this mans ass so big?
stretched out nastiness

Fancy Cat
01-17-2003, 10:43 AM
BadMofo's desire
sphincter pulled gaping open
dreams of P in B

Rayn
01-17-2003, 12:26 PM
.. bump

Ben Reed
01-17-2003, 12:32 PM
The unending void
An emptiness unrivaled,
Goatse man's asshole.

/me plays funky Japanese string and woodwind samurai music for atmosphere

inf
01-17-2003, 12:35 PM
a fuck he gives not
his spleen for the world to see
i bet it's warm there

Anguish
01-17-2003, 12:35 PM
someone
would you please
explain the purpose of this game?!

Whats a Haiku?
Is it stupid like GOKU!?#@

rofl :\

</sarcasm>

BadMoFo
01-17-2003, 12:54 PM
fancy cat and cock
looking for goatses hot hole
ONO HE FELL IN

Crazy8
01-17-2003, 01:04 PM
wonders of the world
goatse man's ass is the eighth
pyramids be damned

Ben Reed
01-17-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Crazy8
wonders of the world
goatse man's ass is the eighth
pyramids be damned

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