TW Goatse Haiku Competition

wait just one minute
is that who i think it is?
yes! it is grandpa

digging one last time
searching for goatse's treasure
at last, striking gold

warm, moist, tender flesh
my mouth waters at the thought
alas, just a dream

a jelly donut
stuck to a hairy mans butt
that is no donut

bushel of apples
with the same color and size
how many could fit?

few men dare to guess
what wonders are in the ass
let the truth be known

my lady's rosebud
tastes so sweet...then turns bitter
damnit, it's goatse

ohh shit i cant see
slowly losing air supply
lost in an anus

please turn on a light
feel along wall for a switch
there's a lamp in here?!

i always wondered
just how big the anus is
answer--8 gallons

longing for action
a sexual attraction
goatse man asshole

i've sunk to new low
making haikus such, disturbed
are my thoughts, pity me

much homework to do
yet my mind wanders elsewhere
my true love, goatse

my mom is a whore
way to rip up my final
you dumb motherfucking whore

thanks mom for nothing
you are a fucking moron
i hope you die now

abyss of jelly
hawking writes about black holes
I fear red holes more...

Originally posted by Musashi
winter's day pervert
the hedgehog goes up his ass.
6 more weeks of cold


It takes a world class perv of the first water to come up with something that debased.


I'm jelous. I'd like to shake your han... Uh, nevermind.



j/k



Golldammit, B. Reed should be participating in this thread.

fucking this mans ass
like a hotdog in manhole
can i feel it, no

Originally posted by mr_luc
this is like goatse only MUCH WORSE imho

http://files.llamahunter.com/disgusting.jpg

well i did warn you. :)

oh my fucking god i looked

wide gaping asshole
two Mav's could fit inside it
...and he's a fat fuck!

Originally posted by Fancy Cat
oh my fucking god i looked

You're a changed man now. Can't ever go back.