TW Goatse Haiku Competition

You'd think that it would rip or something . . .

oh my lord, i cannot believe what i just saw.

He put some serious thought into that, I mean, he can adjust it in very, very small increments. Look at that setup he's got there; way more scientific than just 2 hands.

Originally posted by InSane
that link is just goatse except hes like prying his anus open with a jack, its funny :]

there is no god

an evil unmatched
stretch, stretch, the camera awaits
on doomed porn newb clicks

bump

I hear a deep gunt
it returns a softer grunt.
my god, it echoes!

oops, i clicked a link
the image is in my brain
ctrl-k saves me

many will enter
but only a few will win
when he drops the soap

Hydrogen's new thread.
Iraqi nukes are not there!
*click* an ass attacks!

fuck you goatse man
you got me fired last week
thanks a fucking bunch

winter's day pervert
the hedgehog goes up his ass.
6 more weeks of cold

gaping anus hides many secrets.
the secrets that are smell of poop.
its shit.

Originally posted by RC
gaping anus hides many secrets.
the secrets that are smell of poop.
its shit.

9/8/2

you win at teh onglish

Originally posted by RC
gaping anus hides many secrets.
the secrets that are smell of poop.
its shit. gj doing something not even close to a haiku

like budding flower
at dawn - the anus opens
with pollen so sweet

i didnt think we actually had to follow format. bah kay i'll do it over

i park my new car
i step onto a moist floor
this is no garage!

Oh, wide, fecal void!
Eternal as the ocean, it
looms like the red dawn.

just how i like it
big and red with cheeks spread out
blissful paradise