TW Goatse Haiku Competition

Originally posted by Vlasic
intestines look strange
when stretched wide like a man-hole
enter with caution


:rofl:

Originally posted by Mecca


4/6/7?

for shame...

yeah I suck, I removed that one... my syllable counting skills are not the best right now.

i saw a picture that could be a goatse contender tonight.. it scared me. for man is not meant to see that far up another persons ass.. If someone wants to host it i'll send it to you. Its pretty nasty.

ooh ooh me!

mr_luc at llamahunter.com

man with flagpole
decides to sit for a few
bloops, that is no chair

cavernous anus
great place to keep a wallet
stinky money rocks

i warned ya, it's on its way.

Surfing 'net at lunch.
Hunger festers deep within.
"HOLY SHIT!"--goatse'd.

Of all the things that
make him gross, fear this the most:
Someone married him.

Originally posted by Bubbles
Of all the things that
make him gross, fear this the most:
Someone married him.

:lol:

i claw my eyes out
the extravagant asshole
i close the browser

you should have it any time now

i think it killed him.

Deep inside dank hole,
dark mysteries to unfold...
Hey Dude! I see corn!












"That's why I won't do two shows a night anymore. I just won't do it." - Betelgeuse

Originally posted by Rancher Dan
Deep inside dank hole,
dark mysteries to unfold...
Hey Dude! I see corn!
ahahahahaha

Originally posted by Fatman
i think it killed him.

Oh.

My.

God.

Originally posted by Geck0
Greasy fingers Flex
Sphincter relaxes twitching
The world is your stage.

Is that 5/7/5?

ya

Here's a western themed one. Not as good as the first, but hey.



Rectal rodeo king
Your fecal doggies stray.
Better shut that gate.

Originally posted by mr_luc


Oh.

My.

God.

pretty scary huh?

i can't believe strange devices were used to achieve that stretch factor.. ew..

host it so others may cast their eyes upon it and tremble.

The Lord of The Rings
Finger ring and sphincter ring
SUCH IS GOATSE MAN