TW Goatse Haiku Competition

what a joy it is
to see that gigantic ass
in his bloody hands

Originally posted by Gabe
how are you people saying "Goatse"

goat-see
goat-ess-ee or what? how many syllables is it?

this must be clarified.

i say "goat-see"

I say goat-see too.

Originally posted by Sir Lucius
I say goat-see too.

I say "goat-se"

se as in.. s(snake s) + eh

i dont think ive ever said it out loud, but if i did... i would probably say "goat-see"

Originally posted by [OO]Machine
you suck

I dunno what a haiku is, so yes, I probably do.

Then again, they love scat and tentacle rape and snuff as well so that's a safe avenue for me to take.

Holy fuck, that's big.
I could fit my head inside.
I need therapy.

i always thought of it as GOAT-ES-EE

Originally posted by Chic0


Rayn saw this wierd looking picture of smoke on 9/11, and CNN saw it and put it on their website. However, instead of hosting it themselves, they just remote linked it. So all Rayn did was name a goatse picture as the same file, upload it to that url, and BAM, the whole CNN userbase is goatsexed (about 300,000 saw it before CNN got wise) :)

Anyone get any screencaps?

Whats this here? Goatse?
The fun you can have, endless
Old man gaping anus

children of the world
enter a land of wonder
goatse--peace for all

Originally posted by Crazy8
children of the world
enter a land of wonder
goatse--peace for all

:rofl:

Originally posted by Requiem


Anyone get any screencaps? it was comdey gold. and I was there for it.

Originally posted by Onnotangu
it was comdey gold. and I was there for it.

Dick so big and white
Anus stretching, yes its true
Show to all, I do

Originally posted by Geck0
Greasy fingers beckon
Sphincter relaxes
The world is your stage.


OH MY GOD.

Winner.

Mine:

A cavernous hole
Pulses red, warm and gooey
Open wide. Goatse.

also:

Symbol of our age
Ass hole of the interweb
Goatse eternal.

also:

stretching anus wide,
See deep into his bowels
And say, "I'd hit it".

Originally posted by |MrSniper|Nyx
I clicked the link
one look and closed it out
never will I see again


4/6/7?

for shame...

Giant ass on screen
colon camp is open now
for all to enjoy

intestines look strange
when stretched wide like a man-hole
enter with caution

ass bandit is huge
stretched anus to epic size
That is one big dong

goatse is that man
with the golden band, ass open
the lord of the rings