TW Goatse Haiku Competition

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slogg
01-16-2003, 08:16 PM
he has a ring on
much like frodo he is now
sam inserts softly

Spacebump
01-16-2003, 08:16 PM
plz explain the goatse-9/11 thing

Mecca
01-16-2003, 08:16 PM
hey what is this link?
I think i will click on it
my eyes are on fire


wide gaping anus
brings endless hours of joy
from clueless victims


oh infamous link
how you change boys into men
on the internet

Sir Lucius
01-16-2003, 08:16 PM
Cavernous asshole
Glistens with its anal phlem
Let's go spelunking

-§trife-
01-16-2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Sir Lucius
Cavernous asshole
Glistens with its anal phlem
Let's go spelunking

This haiku rocks hard
So vivid in description
About the huge anus

SarcaStick
01-16-2003, 08:17 PM
goatse for two please
nothing like a gaping hole
have to touch it again

Putrid
01-16-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Sir Lucius
Cavernous asshole
Glistens with its anal phlem
Let's go spelunking


gets my vote

veras
01-16-2003, 08:18 PM
As red as spilled blood
A strange man's gaping anus
Dilates like an eye

trepanation
01-16-2003, 08:18 PM
my foot in your ass
I'll fuck you 'til you love me
size 12 poop shoot, bitch

Absolut
01-16-2003, 08:18 PM
can i use these for english class

slogg
01-16-2003, 08:18 PM
homework I should do
instead I now make haiku
about ass of doom

Code4
01-16-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Spacebump
plz explain the goatse-9/11 thing

There was a pic hosted on TW of smoke from the towers that appeared to have a face in it. Shortly after it was posted on some news sites. linking directly to the image on the TW server. The pic was then changed on the TW server to the goatse pic. So now the news sites that were leeching had a pic of the gapping anus of love on thier page.

Drg0n+GoD+
01-16-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Mecca
hey what is this link?
I think i will click on it
my eyes are on fire




i like this one

Requiem
01-16-2003, 08:20 PM
It widens so gentlely
5 dildos can fit
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Chic0
01-16-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by Spacebump
plz explain the goatse-9/11 thing

Rayn saw this wierd looking picture of smoke on 9/11, and CNN saw it and put it on their website. However, instead of hosting it themselves, they just remote linked it. So all Rayn did was name a goatse picture as the same file, upload it to that url, and BAM, the whole CNN userbase is goatsexed (about 300,000 saw it before CNN got wise) :)

Maniacal
01-16-2003, 08:21 PM
man with an asshole
so big that it could pass an
entire zamboni

gabe
01-16-2003, 08:21 PM
how are you people saying "Goatse"

goat-see
goat-ess-ee or what? how many syllables is it?

this must be clarified.

slogg
01-16-2003, 08:21 PM
so big it is now
it wasnt always this way
then Terra said "hey"

Spacebump
01-16-2003, 08:21 PM
hahaha

Mecca
01-16-2003, 08:21 PM
of all questions asked
most important one of all
who took the picture