TW Goatse Haiku Competition

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Neek
02-10-2003, 01:38 PM
Goat man keels over,
"Smells bad kid, but you'll be warm..."
Hoth revisited.

a Gaping poop-chute
is his only claim to fame
was his mommy proud?

Neek
02-10-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Crazy8
han solo on hoth
cuts goatse with lightsaber
rescues luke from cold
Crap. Missed that one.
Great demented minds think alike?
doh.

EnriqueHavoc
02-10-2003, 04:59 PM
expect to see porn
hot girl with tight ass oh yeah
goddamn what the fuck

Jalgru
02-10-2003, 05:16 PM
oh my! what are you.
please don't draw pictures with words.
no really. link please.

yidd1sh
02-10-2003, 05:21 PM
oh red cookie jar
give me a surprise, please me!
i love shit cookies

Yaason
02-10-2003, 05:24 PM
Competition huh?
Do we have a winner yet?
Tell me what I won.

Fancy Cat
02-10-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Metropolis
gaping red manhole
bottom is neverending
fancy cat must fwap

i got you a hat
it fits nicely on your head
YOU HAVE AN ASS HAT!

TheGhost
02-10-2003, 05:33 PM
ass like a donut
bleeds red juicy ecstasy
/me wants to hit it

Whistler
02-10-2003, 05:53 PM
cavernous His arse
gaping, poised to strike down the
interweb novice

mums
02-10-2003, 06:04 PM
Look what my dick did,
His butthole is now wide.
I gave him a ride.

daydreamer
02-10-2003, 06:09 PM
Goatse was so bad
I thought I had seen it all
Then I saw tubgirl