I just had my tail removed......

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Splat
05-08-2002, 07:32 PM
not yet. filled with pus to the size of an apple. (now it's complete)

Splat

Ocman
05-08-2002, 07:38 PM
yea...and even with a MAXI-PAD taped to my tighty whities, it still ruins my fucking underwear.

:/

Redemption
05-08-2002, 07:38 PM
My concern about ever having something like this happen to me; What do you tell the folks at work you need the time off for? Lie and say cancer?

Ocman
05-08-2002, 07:40 PM
LOL

Just say with a very straight face that "I have my tail removed." they usually go "oh" like its a normal thing, and don't ask questions.

Ocman
05-08-2002, 11:28 PM
I need a host for my pictures!!

Pubknight
05-08-2002, 11:35 PM
Is this for real?

TJ... you were an alien?

Ocman
05-08-2002, 11:37 PM
yes, it is real....and it sucks.
:(

Pubknight
05-08-2002, 11:38 PM
You're like Cartman with things coming out of your ass.

El Mariachi
05-08-2002, 11:42 PM
Pilonidal Cyst

Hey i had one of these too.

El Mariachi
05-08-2002, 11:43 PM
just the cyst thing, uhm.. i never had a tail or anything.

Scourge
05-08-2002, 11:43 PM
I'd put it up on TW but according to Col staff ftp is 'not a high priority'

El Mariachi
05-08-2002, 11:46 PM
I never had a maxi pad for it either.. wtf.

I just noticed blood in my boxers and I was scared because I thought I had some sort of digestive tract problem. But like the doctor said it was the pilonidal tubes.

Went into outpatient surgery a few days later. I never took painkillers afterwards.

Funny story, I hooked up with a nurse like a week or so after the operation, and I'm like fucking her right... d00d I was fucking her soo good doggie style. I mean I had the bandages taped to my ass and everything. And I was still fucking this chick.

Afterwards she's all like "hey i'm a nurse can I see your wound?"

I was like WTF?!

She had fun. I was kind of embarrassed. It was only a one night stand anyway.

Scourge
05-08-2002, 11:51 PM
did you let her see it?

Mitsubishi
05-08-2002, 11:57 PM
i am very sorry i was able to find this.............

http://www.pilonidal.org/images/pilonidal_sinus2.jpg

dont click on it if you are

*** at werk...
B: squemish
C: eating anytime in the future

Ocman
05-09-2002, 12:13 AM
wow, how did you get my ass up there so fast?

Just put on some nice new bandages after swuirting a water bottle in my ass for like 5 mins to clean it. Ruined another pair of underwear, oh...and my g/f won't let me fuck her til its all done. Every time we try to fuck around, it starts bleeding and shit.
:(

Capaholic
05-09-2002, 12:17 AM
You guys should have sex when she is on her period.

Kendo
05-09-2002, 12:41 AM
Ok, everytime I read this thread, I get phantom pains where my tail might be if I had one.

El Mariachi
05-09-2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Scourge
did you let her see it?

yea, she liked it.

I was like "ok you're messed up, drive me back to my friends house"

Ocman
05-09-2002, 09:34 AM
Day 4:

Woke up with another ruined pair of tighty whities. I should just not even wear the Maxi Pads. Pain is really bad in the morning, taking 4 advil instead of crazy Vicodin.

I got osme nice ass pictures, you can see the old hole where the tail was.

Fate
07-11-2002, 01:36 PM
How did you make out with this Ocman? I'm feeling a little pain and swelling back there today, think it might be infected again. Damn.