I just had my tail removed......

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OtisPAB
05-06-2002, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Ocman
seriously, I had a "tail", it was removed in DAy Surgery today. It was actually called a Pilonidal Cyst, it fucking hurts SO bad. UGH, I been throwing up from drugs, damn.

That's (the vomiting) is what you get for not keeping yourself on a daily regimen of opiates/opiodes. :D

Ocman
05-06-2002, 10:59 PM
So, it started leaking REALLY fucking bad jhust now, my g/f called the hospital, and they told me that I should use a maxi pad for my ass.

hahaha

I'm high on drugs, and wearing a maxi pad on my ass.

Sift
05-06-2002, 11:03 PM
:lol: once you 'lose it' you can use a tampon!

Onnotangu
05-06-2002, 11:04 PM
quit letting your GF ass fuck you.

not_fraggle
05-06-2002, 11:07 PM
i can't help but laugh at this thread, sorry tj.

Banshee
05-06-2002, 11:12 PM
i'm still trying to figure out what exactly this thing is...

so like, youve got a big puss lump with hair on it in your ass crack?

Ocman
05-06-2002, 11:15 PM
it was like a bump about the size of an apple, that would come and go. Like right in the asscrack, near my tailbone, fucker would hurt.

and I think its funny too, it just fucking hurts.

:)

Thesis
05-06-2002, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Ocman
it was like a bump about the size of an apple,

omg sick. how did you sit?

meatcycle
05-06-2002, 11:18 PM
after they drained it, did they put a wick in the cavity to keep it from closing up?

Kendo
05-06-2002, 11:21 PM
omg, ph33r the tail!

I hope to god i never get one of these.

Ocman
05-06-2002, 11:25 PM
it was so hard to sit down, had to sit on like 1 ass cheek, to ths side. It would drain and shit, it was really gross.


I'm so high, and I can't sleep!

Scourge
05-06-2002, 11:46 PM
it would drain?

holy fuck that'd be cool.. if it wasnt on your ass.

UnFriendly Fire
05-06-2002, 11:50 PM
I've unfortunately had it, was genetic for me. Took about 5 surgeries to stop it from coming back, as it is with all the scar tissue I still can't sit down very well.

Scourge
05-06-2002, 11:51 PM
Oc: did this ever get in the way of your shitting?

Rayn
05-06-2002, 11:57 PM
holy fuck.

Grand Masta D
05-07-2002, 12:06 AM
I had one to, but it wasnt nearly that big, just a small hole. They cut that fucker out, recovery was a bitch though.

JoMo
05-07-2002, 12:10 AM
Tribalwar.com: We have tails!

Seriously, that shit is sick......

Syrinx
05-07-2002, 12:11 AM
Friend of mine got one of those recently. He had to have it lanced once, but it came back, so they had to do some surgery. Apparently it develops when you're still in the womb but it usually doesn't show up until you're about 18-20 years old.

MST3K-rules
05-07-2002, 12:11 AM
I can't be the only one checking his ass in the mirror...

XionStorm
05-07-2002, 12:13 AM
These smilies will best describe my emotional reaction while reading this therad.
:huh: :jawdrop: :lol: :scared: :ugh: :sick: