ParoxysM
03-27-2002, 04:31 AM
A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said “Win this...free beer for LIFE!” The man walked up to the bartender and asked “how do I win this golden mug?” The bartender replied,
“See that drunken man over there?
Knock him out in one punch. See that dog? He has a toothache but no one can get the tooth out. Take the tooth out. See that old lady? She hasn't been screwed in a while so screw her.” The man walks over to the drunk man and knocks him out with one punch. Then, he goes over to the dog and takes him out to the back alley. The bartender hears some noises but finally the the man stumbles back in and says, “That's done, now where's that old lady with a toothache?”
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:33 AM
i'm going to bump this thread a lot
because i'm on his ignore list
and it'll be fun
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:33 AM
he'll be like "WHAT IS THAT GIGAFOL SAYING?! I CANT HEAR HIM BECAUSE HE IS ON MY IGNORE LIST! OWND SCRUB!"
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:34 AM
i didn't even read the joke yet
is it funny?
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:35 AM
ok i read the joke
it rocks
if you're in elementary school and tingle at the word "FUCK"
other than that it's fucking dumb
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:37 AM
everyone else who posted should delete their posts
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:38 AM
no seriously
everyone else who posted, delete your posts
can you imagine making a thread, it getting 40 replies, and being able to see none of them?
that's my kind of humor
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:42 AM
yo paroxysm
made you look
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:44 AM
so i was tuning my guitar
and writing a song for paroxysm
"and then i jerked off"
skank
03-27-2002, 04:45 AM
http://lila.yft.com/fungames/funnypics/dr_ruth_letter.jpg
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:45 AM
ok i think i'll tell some of my own good jokes
what do you call a nigger?
paroxysm :lol:
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:46 AM
what do you call a nigger with his shoes untied?
paro-xysm :lol:
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:47 AM
so paroxysm walks into a bar, and the bartender says
"we dont serve niggers here, get out" :lol:
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:48 AM
what do you call a nigger with 2 black eyes?
paroxysm's wife :lol:
skank
03-27-2002, 04:49 AM
god it must be early cuz i'm actually laughing
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:50 AM
how many dead babies can you fit into a garbage can?
paroxysm's wife :lol:
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:53 AM
a paroxysm, a female paroxysm, and a baby paroxysm are flying in a plane
and the pilot gets on the intercom and says
"who let those fucking niggers on my plane?" :lol:
nigafool
03-27-2002, 04:55 AM
what do you say when you wake up at night and see your tv floating around?
drop it paroxysm you dumb fucking nigger :lol: