ne1 take a crap that felt like prison rape

oh

maybe if you could dress yourself
maybe if you werent a lazy slob
maybe if you had a clue about physical health
maybe if you had any sort of personal awareness

pig man, maybe if your butthole gets damaged you might get a clue derp
 
mr dutch is dis about happymod.... i very very sorry ruin your game. plz forgive. signed happy :heart:
 
Once I didn't shit for 3 whole days.

The shit that came out. Wow. Massive continuous log exact shape of my ass cavity.

Big black log. Prison log.
 
Sounds like you need to be drinking a little more water if your bowel movements are so infrequent. Careful, you'll end up in the ER, literally, full of shit.
 
I've been playing FTL lately

it's kinda shit luck of the draw game

get to sector 5 with starting weapons, no chance
 
cant be too picky with shop weapons. but if all u get is missile shit by sec5... then ya. start over lol
 
also stealth cruiser layout A is OP as fuck, you unlock layout B and it's a steaming pile of turd

horrible balance
 
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only one time... and almost had to stick my fingers up my own ass to unclog. ever since i experienced that, i always eat a bowl of ceral before bed.
 
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