When I fart in the morning it sounds like Donald Duck...

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SL83

Veteran XV

• Sep 20, 2011

• #1

Upon waking in the morning to take the first morning piss.

It's even more humorous in the shower.

 

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gim

Veteran X

• Sep 20, 2011

• #2

cool story bro

 

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Pirate Steve

Veteran XX

• Sep 20, 2011

• #3

does it smell like burnt vaseline?

 

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Thingfish

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 20, 2011

• #4

ass virgin

 

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Jungle Fish

Veteran X

• Sep 20, 2011

• #5

greasy

 

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Automatic Jack

Veteran X

• Sep 20, 2011

• #6

See a doctor immediately, it sounds like quacktorrhoids.

 

Federere

Veteran XX

• Sep 20, 2011

• #7

It might be because you have no hair on your ass or you shave

 

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Elvis Hitler

Veteran XX

• Sep 20, 2011

• #8