I'm 21 today....

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John the Jammer

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2011

• #1

HELLO!

 

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bsmack

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2011

• #2

you're next

 

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g0ds gReeN

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #3

hppybrthdy

 

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skysnipe

Contributor

Veteran X

• Sep 19, 2011

• #4

Fuck off, faggot. I hope you get alcohol poisoning.

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Happy Birthday

 

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joeyarkenstat02

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2011

• #5

enjoy it, it's the last good one.

 

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arcadus

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #6

why aren't you shitty drunk yet

 

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Jungle Fish

Veteran X

• Sep 19, 2011

• #7

is this like the equivalent of turning 18-19 in canada?
happy birthday
enjoy your first beer bought legally

 

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Bender

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #8

-rep for being young

 

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ElectroWaffle

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #9

Happy Birthday. Remember, how you conduct yourself when you drink is how people will think of you when you are sober.

 

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travelyan

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #10

i am currently drinking a beer

it is

2:48pm on a monday

 

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Goshin

GriftKing

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #11

get drunk
dont die
have sex
dont cry

 

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schmerz

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #12

arcadus said:

why aren't you shitty drunk yet

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srsly, and why in gods name are you on tw?

happy bday

 

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Gweedo

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2011

• #13

I found that trying to have sex on my 21st was an impossible task due to the alcohol level in my blood. Just wasn't going to happen

 

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Goshin

GriftKing

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #14

never have i ever had whiskey dick

i've had tired body though

 

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Falhawk

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #15

John the Hammered

 

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DeathMonk

Contributor

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2011

• #16

happy bday

 

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Elvis Hitler

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #17

-rep for making own happy birthday thread

 

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Goshin

GriftKing

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #18

ball peen hammered



i got there from pwned, peened, ball been hammer like jammer el o el

 

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Spxnge

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2011

• #19

 

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BeLiaL

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2011

• #20

i recently had a birthday

i did not have birthday sex

i have never had birthday sex